Mario Mysteries: Who is Dry Bowser? Cuation: Contains a Potential Spoiler!

[Magikrazy]

How about Dr. Mario?

What about him?

Is there any outta whack explanation for his existence alongside Mario?

The only time they have appeared together is Super Smash Bros Melee.

It's been established that the characters in Smash are simply figurines that come to life and aren't the real deal

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

How about Dr. Mario?

What about him?

Is there any outta whack explanation for his existence alongside Mario?

The only time they have appeared together is Super Smash Bros Melee.

It's been established that the characters in Smash are simply figurines that come to life and aren't the real deal

Meh, I'd like to think that the figurine thing is just really twisted imagination.

 

[yoshiking14x]

How about Dr. Mario?

What about him?

Is there any outta whack explanation for his existence alongside Mario?

The only time they have appeared together is Super Smash Bros Melee.

It's been established that the characters in Smash are simply figurines that come to life and aren't the real deal

That explains the Dr.Mario and Mario together mystery and the explanation of why DK and Bowser sound more bestial.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

How about Dr. Mario?

What about him?

Is there any outta whack explanation for his existence alongside Mario?

The only time they have appeared together is Super Smash Bros Melee.

It's been established that the characters in Smash are simply figurines that come to life and aren't the real deal

That explains the Dr.Mario and Mario together mystery and the explanation of why DK and Bowser sound more bestial.

It doesn't explain why Mario sounds so off in Brawl.

 

[Vommack]

I think this is the far more likely explanation.

 

[freakworld]

Interesting theories everyone, however, I have dug deeper and found the real explaination:

Spoiler: WARNING, SERIOUS BULLSHIT DETECTED, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

Once upon a time, there were Wiggler Jesus and Devil Bowser.

While Devil Bowser was just preparing for the total apocalypse in form of the four apocalyptic horsemen Koopa Bros., He suddenly saw Wiggler Jesus walking over the lava sea towards Bowser's Castle.

Wiggler Jesus: "IT'S TIME FOR AN EXORCISM YOU SON OF A KOOPA!"

Bowser: "oh shi-"

,and before long Wiggler Jesus has brutally ripped Bowser into parts that he then reassembled but somehow forgot the skin.

The end.

 

[yoshiking14x]

That was just like the Ugly Barnacle story...

Is Mario now part of a species now?

 

[Vommack]

Pretty sure it's biologically impossible for him to NOT be part of a species.

 

[freakworld]

Is Mario now part of a species now?

Yep, he is a confirmed japanese italian living in Brooklyn.

 

[yoshiking14x]

Was this person aware of the Homo Nintendus thing or this was way before it was revealed?

 

[Vommack]

Foolish fools who foolishly fool around foolishly. "Homo Nintendus" is a MYTH, a LIE spread by evil propaganda to hide the truth.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Here's an idea: Bowser doesn't have bones. He's just a jelly like mass who's bones go where ever they feel like.

 

[yoshiking14x]

Foolish fools who foolishly fool around foolishly. "Homo Nintendus" is a MYTH, a LIE spread by evil propaganda to hide the truth.

It feels strange to be true even for a videogame. Wario and Waluigi are more confusing because of their similar facial structure and their pointy ears and Waluigi's glowing eyes and Wario's immortality.


I read a theory somewhere that Dry Bowser could be Morton Koopa's father.

 

[Vommack]

It feels strange to be true even for a videogame.

Because, like I just told you like 5 minutes ago, it isn't true.

 

[yoshiking14x]

It feels strange to be true even for a videogame.

Because, like I just told you like 5 minutes ago, it isn't true.

Well I guess so, that looked more like a joke, but what about the Yoshi Munchakoopas, a hoax as well?

 

[Vommack]

It's all a hoax. Everything you've ever heard? It's all a lie.

 

[yoshiking14x]

GASP!!!!

 

[Ray Trace]

It's all a hoax. Everything you've ever heard? It's all a lie.

Then I shouldn't trust your lies either

 

[Vommack]

It's all a hoax. Everything you've ever heard? It's all a lie.

Then I shouldn't trust your lies either

Except for what I say. That's not a lie. That's the truth. It's true.

 

[Ray Trace]

You said everything is a lie. So why should I trust you? :X

 

[Vommack]

I'm the only one who isn't lying.

 

[Ray Trace]

You liar!

 

[Vommack]

No, YOU are the liar here!

 

[yoshiking14x]

Can someone tell me where else is this rumor/fact about Mario's species and Yoshi's name?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This little cheesy piece of unscientific crap.