Mario pictures

[zel]

banishment

(source)

 

[Koopa con Carne]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1382808020170780677

Ah, yes, Donkey Kong's highest point in his video game career.

Driving a go-kart.

[there's a tweet in case it won't load]

 

[zel]

he looks so frickin funny in the kart oml
he kart too small for he gotdam everything

 

[J-Yoshi64]

His posture was so much better back when the steering columns weren't so bloody short.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Y'all shaming a gorilla for slouching? That's kinda what they do.

 

[Ray Trace]

Turning the steering wheel DOES look unwieldly for him though. Like, you imagine trying to turn a steering wheel with your body clamped all over it.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

maybe he's cautious not to squash his whirligigs against the wheel support when he brakes, or something

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

All the things to criticize DK's driving for, and it's not how he's constantly grinning like a maniac?

 

[MnSG]

All the things to criticize DK's driving for, and it's not how he's constantly grinning like a maniac?

Ironically, in MK8, that weird grin is only seen when he uses bikes or ATVs.

 

[Vivian]

Since Mario Party I've felt like Donkey Kong uses the muscle Bro as reference material on how to fit in, like he didn't understand Wario was bullying Luigi maybe
/Jokeheadcanon

 

[Sweet Snow]

 

[TinTinfinite]

Collection of remastered renders used in the official JP Mario Portal site:

Luigi, Waluigi, Bowser Jr., and Boo didn't get their remastered renders in the Mario Portal.

 

[Mcmadness]

Of all the various schemes many villains came up with to defeat Mario, this was the most dangerous and debilitating.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Can't argue with that, lol

 

[Vivian]

I miss Warios deranged look. Can it come back?

 

[MnSG]

In fairness, Wario's face has always looked rather creepy. Not that it's bad or anything.

 

[winstein]

This is from the Mario's Picross manga (https://www.flickr.com/photos/miloscat/albums/72157672675157917), in case anybody is wondering. The way Mario was thrown the N64 controller is reminiscent to the scene in Popeye where a child in the theatre threw Popeye a can of spinach (because Bluto committed herbicide on all the spinach in that short). In this case, the identity of the off-screen helper is...

Spoiler

Shigeru Miyamoto

Bonus Baby Mario in Itoh's artstyle:

Thank you for reading.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That Wario looks near-demonic.

 

[Ray Trace]

oh heck yeah baby mario looks great

 

[winstein]

I would love to see how Itoh portrays Waluigi, since he's a newer character. To a lesser extent, I would love to see how he would portray Daisy and Birdo, as to my knowledge, he didn't do artwork for them (he did artwork for classic Donkey Kong and Pauline, though).

Thank you for reading.

 

[Vivian]

Mario being a dad to his younger self

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Let's not forget the best new artwork we got from the new JP website

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Why is his nose made of drywall

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The image is dithered so maybe that's affecting how that dead Kirby looks.