Mario pictures

[Chi-Chi]

How do you do, fellow kids?

 

[Koopa con Carne]

found on goodreads dot com

 

[Vivian]

something to be found at a dollar store

 

[Xiahou Dun]

found on goodreads dot com

But what are the contents because I'm expecting a masterpiece of awfulness

I mean the jokes are so awful some of Mario's ear dissolved

 

[Koopa con Carne]

But what are the contents because I'm expecting a masterpiece of awfulness

I mean the jokes are so awful some of Mario's ear dissolved

idk but here's some examples from this other hilarious mario book sold on amazon (photos from user reviews):

the book's look-a-titty cover:

 

[Chi-Chi]

"Ironic" Racism is still racist, so yeah, thanks for making me avoid this book at all cost
It makes me wonder if there is some law preventing Nintendo taking these down considering they are for profit, a likely very very low profit but profit nonetheless

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The first joke is them retreading that unfunny meme but the timing and structure are all off. It's horrific.

The second joke is just them describing a freaking gag comic that winstein shared a while back

anyway I remember these jokes. it was as awful as I remember. I think MarioWiki Twitter posted this a while back too.

 

[Ten]

"luigi is in a frisky mood"

and we're done

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Correction: the most unfunny, overused, CollegeHumor clichés

 

[Xiahou Dun]

CollegeHumor had better jokes

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Do you think they get to keep these after the minigame?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

They do. But it's just to fuel their energy infrastructure.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Neat! I want one.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

candid advertising from the devs of acclaimed mobile game Bob World

 

[Chi-Chi]

Dang ol Chuck Jones looking DK Jr.

 

[Princess Viola]

mario drunk at target

again

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Didn't know you can pass out after a few bottles of hair gel. Or... is it hair gel?

 

[Flygon64]

Drinking [edit]

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Mario finds himself drunk at a local Target.
The photo of a man in the back is surprised by the state Mario is in. The man can also be clearly seen staring at the person who took the photo as if to ask them "Why aren't you doing anything?".

 

[Koopa con Carne]

 

[Chi-Chi]

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Ignoring photographs and scans of the subject, this particular render of Rosalina holding her storybook has only ever been released on the Internet in the form of a promo graphic for a trading card. (The actual card has an iridescent sheen around her.)

On the subject of obscure artwork from trading cards, today we have... Toad looking agog!

Fans au fait with Mario artwork may recognise the above from a Wii/Wii U ad, obscure in itself

but what sets it apart is the shading. This shaded drawing of Toad had not been documented on the wiki prior to the upload of the card scan, which leads me to think it may have never had a proper digital release. Maybe I'll ask Supper Mario Broth to post about this.

Note that Toad has precedent of having shaded artwork of himself released in very isolated places, like this profile from a match-up game on Play Nintendo:

This has been Koopa con Carne, until the next mildly interesting Mario art report, signing out.

 

[Chi-Chi]

 

[ArtzyGirl]

Something about this picture seems... Off?

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Diagonal on all three axes.

What is this, Thwomp Desert?

 

[Chi-Chi]