Lorenz Hellman Gloucester
absolutely the best boy dont even try to debate it
welp, here goes.
I fucking hate it when you don't get a good grade on your test and your teacher's all like "hey look at me im gonna be a complete dang ol' douchey dick bout the fact you don't have a good grade lol you didn't bother learning you claude" and you're just sitting there like "WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T GIVE FUCKING MATH/GERMAN PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE GOD DANG SAYING" but they HAVE to be all like " no man you just didn't learn you dumb fucking piece of trash" EVEN THOUGH YOU TOTALLY FUCKING LEARNED BUT THE COURSE IS JUST A REAL DANG PIECE OF GOD DAMN ASS GOSH DANG PAIN IN THE ANUS, but oooh no, who the fuck cares bout learning, it's all BOUT THE FUCKING GRADES! though for the rest of the classes im like fucking doing pretty swell.
and then there's my father. he's all like "blech im a dang old old fashioned guy, men cant have long hair be bald like me you like like a girl you dingus" and he doesn't understand that my reaction to that would just be a look of pure anger, shock and just plain ol disgust of what he said. like cmon my hair has just been cut it doesnt even reach the bottom of my neck and EVEN FUCKING THEN WHO GIVES A SHIT I FEEL MUCH MORE SECURE AND BETTER WITH MYSELF NOW BUT NOOOOOO YOU FUCKING HAVE TO THINK OF YOUR "REPUTATION" FIRST BECAUSE THATS A LOT MORE GOD DAMN IMPORTANT
and then there's my father. he's all like "blech im a dang old old fashioned guy, men cant have long hair be bald like me you like like a girl you dingus" and he doesn't understand that my reaction to that would just be a look of pure anger, shock and just plain ol disgust of what he said. like cmon my hair has just been cut it doesnt even reach the bottom of my neck and EVEN FUCKING THEN WHO GIVES A SHIT I FEEL MUCH MORE SECURE AND BETTER WITH MYSELF NOW BUT NOOOOOO YOU FUCKING HAVE TO THINK OF YOUR "REPUTATION" FIRST BECAUSE THATS A LOT MORE GOD DAMN IMPORTANT