Best creepypasta.

[Milo Thatch]

Tell me if I missed one. Oh, and I am NOT including BEN DROWNED in the poll because it would obviously win by a landslide. And do me a huge favor and don't post pictures of creepypastas because I have an insane fear of Sonic.EXE.

 

[Weasel]

I can remove your "insane fear". Check it.

Sonic.EXE got removed from the CreepyPasta wiki and placed on TrollPasta's "Pasta Trying To Be Good When it Sucks Enough to Be A Troll" category. The author got all pissy and posted a rant about it on FurAffinity, which you can read here. This dude's ego is ridiculously out of whack and the comments are pretty good, too.

There's also an official sequel that got out and out rejected from CreepyPasta and placed directly on TrollPasta for being so terrible. Hyper-realistically terrible.

Here, listen to slowbeef's reading or listen to YuriofWind's Bullshit CreepyPasta Story Time.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Run.

 

[EctoBiologist]

Godzilla Replay, Ben Drowned, Lost Silver, Escape from lavender town, Squidward suicide, Candle Cove, anything witth SlenderMan or Jeff or Rake, Some Bastion Creepypasta whose name I forget, Abandon Loneliness (Eevee creepypasta duh), When the rockets took over silph co (another 'vee creepypasta), Cupcakes, Story of the blanks (FiM creepypasta).

 

[Milo Thatch]

I can remove your "insane fear". Check it.

Sonic.EXE got removed from the CreepyPasta wiki and placed on TrollPasta's "Pasta Trying To Be Good When it Sucks Enough to Be A Troll" category. The author got all pissy and posted a rant about it on FurAffinity, which you can read here. This dude's ego is ridiculously out of whack and the comments are pretty good, too.

There's also an official sequel that got out and out rejected from CreepyPasta and placed directly on TrollPasta for being so terrible. Hyper-realistically terrible.

Here, listen to slowbeef's reading or listen to YuriofWind's Bull*bleep* CreepyPasta Story Time.

I'm not saying it's believable, but the first act is brilliantly scary and the fanart is terrifying.

Godzilla Replay, Ben Drowned, Lost Silver, Escape from lavender town, Squidward suicide, Candle Cove, anything witth SlenderMan or Jeff or Rake, Some Bastion Creepypasta whose name I forget, Abandon Loneliness (Eevee creepypasta duh), When the rockets took over silph co (another 'vee creepypasta), Cupcakes, Story of the blanks (FiM creepypasta).

This is for video games. But I'm curious why Squidward's Suicide is so scary.

 

[Pokemon DP]

I can't find it, but Glowsquid's glorious Mario Clash creepypasta is the greatest literary masterpiece I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

 

[Ray Trace]

I can't find it, but Glowsquid's glorious Mario Clash creepypasta is the greatest literary masterpiece I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

I have a feeling I'm missing out on something

 

[Milo Thatch]

I can't find it, but Glowsquid's glorious Mario Clash creepypasta is the greatest literary masterpiece I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

Uh, could you give me the link?
Oh yeah, and Fawful's Minion's A One Are You creepypasta was pretty good, but I didn't get the ending straight away.

 

[Ray Trace]

I can't find it, but Glowsquid's glorious Mario Clash creepypasta is the greatest literary masterpiece I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

Uh, could you give me the link?

he just said he can't find it

 

[freakworld]

Not being directly game related, but I think Marble Hornets is the best 'Creepypasta' of sorts out there.

Then ofc Ben Drowned, but for the sake of this poll, lavender town syndrome, bc it's quite an interesting story i'd say.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Lavender Town Syndrome. I actually believed it when I was younger.

 

[Milo Thatch]

I can't find it, but Glowsquid's glorious Mario Clash creepypasta is the greatest literary masterpiece I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

Uh, could you give me the link?

he just said he can't find it

You deleted the cross-out.

 

[Ray Trace]

That appeared after I made the post

 

[Glowsquid]

I can't find it, but Glowsquid's glorious Mario Clash creepypasta is the greatest literary masterpiece I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

Uh, could you give me the link?

The author got all pissy and posted a rant about it on FurAffinity, which you can read here. This dude's ego is ridiculously out of whack and the comments are pretty good, too.

holy shit LOL

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

As long as you are loyal to Sonic.exe no matter what. Yer alright in my book. ^^

wow its just as bad as actual sonic fan people

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Isn't Mario Clash an actual game for the Virtual Boy? Unless your actually talking about the Virtual Boy, lol. It's even all red just like the Virtual Boy.

 

[Ray Trace]

Isn't Mario Clash an actual game for the Virtual Boy? Unless your actually talking about the Virtual Boy, lol. It's even all red just like the Virtual Boy.

It is

Yeah whatever Glowsquid posted is the only creepypasta worth reading

 

[Glowsquid]

nah, 3K's way better at this.

Threekypasta

I'm a huge fan of Mario games and I missed out on a chance to play a particular entry on the original DS. A collaboration between Square and Nintendo. No not Super Mario RPG, but Mario Hoops 3 on 3. I was able to find a relatively cheap copy on Amazon for 10 bucks. The game came a few days later but without a case. The cart itself had a little wear and tear on it but otherwise looked alright. I popped it into my DS and started it up. No problems yet. I started playing the Tournament mode and to delight, the previous owner had unlocked a majority of the characters except for White Mage and Cactuar. I set my team as Bowser Jr., Fly Guy, and Ninja and began playing. My first opponents were Peach, Boo, and Diddy Kong. This is when I noticed something odd: my opponents put absolutely no effort to fighting back. I scored a few baskets and just had my team stand there. I took in what was going on as the time ran out and noticed that the basketball looked hyper-realistic. I "won" 10-0.

When the tournament board appeared I noticed that Peach wasn't upset that her team lost but she was celebrating as Junior climbed the leader board. Same with all the other losing captains. My next opponents were Wario, Moogle, and Yoshi. Again, no opposition. They just let me win. I "won" 2-0. Then something odd happened. I could clearly hear Wario say "Wahaha! Better you than me, loser!" Again he seemed happy that he lost.

My opponents in the finals were Mario, Luigi, and Donkey Kong. I actually got opposition this time around. At halftime, we were tied at 30 points each. I heard a hyper-realistic voice call to me: "Please stop.... we're trying to save you. It's better us than you". I was curious as to what Mario meant by that. I proceeded to win the game 67-59. I heard Mario's voice again. "This wasn't supposed to-a happen. But maybe you can-a stop him". I proceeded to the trophy ceremony when the screen turned to red static and a voice roared from my speakers: "WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME!" and an image of a black man with black eyes and red pupils with hyper-realistic blood pouring from them. His mouth full of razor-sharp fangs also dripping with hyper-realistic blood. Above his head were the words "YoU rEadY tO JAM?" "You know it" I snidely said and put on my pair of sunglasses. I then pushed start to jam.

My team was transported to what appeared to be a basketball court in the very fires of Hell itself. With a flash, a man appeared in front of them. "YoU've mEt wiTh a TurRiblE fatE, hAVEn't yoU?" I recognized this man this was none other than basketball legend Charles Barkley. Only he appeared demonic. On the front of his jersey was the number 666. He wore the colors crimson blood red and black. He alone proceeded beat my three team members senseless. The score at halftime was 19-75. A message appeared. "IF YoU can'T SLAM WiTh thE BesT, tHeN JAM wiTH THe reSt."

"I CAN slam with the best" I said as I steeled myself for the second half. I waged war with the demon; laying the hurt on him with a combination of special shots and coin gathering. The demon howled with slam that I jammed. I kept at it and through sheer willpower I overpowered the demon. Final score: 667-666.

The demon left the body of the basketball great. He spoke to me. "Thank you. Now he can never threaten the world again or use my body for his turrible evil. Let's get you three home." Then Bowser Jr., Fly Guy,and the Ninja were carried out of the depths on the back of a flying great white shark and the three high-fived the spirit of Abraham Lincoln as they flew through the ethereal plane. Hyper-realisticly.

there's my contribution

 

[Pokemon DP]

he just said he can't find it

don't want to be the gender police, but I'm a gal

 

[Giga12]

I don't really find any of them creepy. I actually find them more silly than anything else I've seen in my life

 

[Ray Trace]

he just said he can't find it

don't want to be the gender police, but I'm a gal

I swear I knew you as a guy

 

[EctoBiologist]

nah, 3K's way better at this.

Threekypasta

I'm a huge fan of Mario games and I missed out on a chance to play a particular entry on the original DS. A collaboration between Square and Nintendo. No not Super Mario RPG, but Mario Hoops 3 on 3. I was able to find a relatively cheap copy on Amazon for 10 bucks. The game came a few days later but without a case. The cart itself had a little wear and tear on it but otherwise looked alright. I popped it into my DS and started it up. No problems yet. I started playing the Tournament mode and to delight, the previous owner had unlocked a majority of the characters except for White Mage and Cactuar. I set my team as Bowser Jr., Fly Guy, and Ninja and began playing. My first opponents were Peach, Boo, and Diddy Kong. This is when I noticed something odd: my opponents put absolutely no effort to fighting back. I scored a few baskets and just had my team stand there. I took in what was going on as the time ran out and noticed that the basketball looked hyper-realistic. I "won" 10-0.

When the tournament board appeared I noticed that Peach wasn't upset that her team lost but she was celebrating as Junior climbed the leader board. Same with all the other losing captains. My next opponents were Wario, Moogle, and Yoshi. Again, no opposition. They just let me win. I "won" 2-0. Then something odd happened. I could clearly hear Wario say "Wahaha! Better you than me, loser!" Again he seemed happy that he lost.

My opponents in the finals were Mario, Luigi, and Donkey Kong. I actually got opposition this time around. At halftime, we were tied at 30 points each. I heard a hyper-realistic voice call to me: "Please stop.... we're trying to save you. It's better us than you". I was curious as to what Mario meant by that. I proceeded to win the game 67-59. I heard Mario's voice again. "This wasn't supposed to-a happen. But maybe you can-a stop him". I proceeded to the trophy ceremony when the screen turned to red static and a voice roared from my speakers: "WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME!" and an image of a black man with black eyes and red pupils with hyper-realistic blood pouring from them. His mouth full of razor-sharp fangs also dripping with hyper-realistic blood. Above his head were the words "YoU rEadY tO JAM?" "You know it" I snidely said and put on my pair of sunglasses. I then pushed start to jam.

My team was transported to what appeared to be a basketball court in the very fires of Hell itself. With a flash, a man appeared in front of them. "YoU've mEt wiTh a TurRiblE fatE, hAVEn't yoU?" I recognized this man this was none other than basketball legend Charles Barkley. Only he appeared demonic. On the front of his jersey was the number 666. He wore the colors crimson blood red and black. He alone proceeded beat my three team members senseless. The score at halftime was 19-75. A message appeared. "IF YoU can'T SLAM WiTh thE BesT, tHeN JAM wiTH THe reSt."

"I CAN slam with the best" I said as I steeled myself for the second half. I waged war with the demon; laying the hurt on him with a combination of special shots and coin gathering. The demon howled with slam that I jammed. I kept at it and through sheer willpower I overpowered the demon. Final score: 667-666.

The demon left the body of the basketball great. He spoke to me. "Thank you. Now he can never threaten the world again or use my body for his turrible evil. Let's get you three home." Then Bowser Jr., Fly Guy,and the Ninja were carried out of the depths on the back of a flying great white shark and the three high-fived the spirit of Abraham Lincoln as they flew through the ethereal plane. Hyper-realisticly.

there's my contribution

Best.

Thing.

Ever.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

http://slowbeef.tumblr.com/post/55514060305/silent-hill-revelation-revelated-a-creepypasta-by

 

[Milo Thatch]

nah, 3K's way better at this.

Threekypasta

I'm a huge fan of Mario games and I missed out on a chance to play a particular entry on the original DS. A collaboration between Square and Nintendo. No not Super Mario RPG, but Mario Hoops 3 on 3. I was able to find a relatively cheap copy on Amazon for 10 bucks. The game came a few days later but without a case. The cart itself had a little wear and tear on it but otherwise looked alright. I popped it into my DS and started it up. No problems yet. I started playing the Tournament mode and to delight, the previous owner had unlocked a majority of the characters except for White Mage and Cactuar. I set my team as Bowser Jr., Fly Guy, and Ninja and began playing. My first opponents were Peach, Boo, and Diddy Kong. This is when I noticed something odd: my opponents put absolutely no effort to fighting back. I scored a few baskets and just had my team stand there. I took in what was going on as the time ran out and noticed that the basketball looked hyper-realistic. I "won" 10-0.

When the tournament board appeared I noticed that Peach wasn't upset that her team lost but she was celebrating as Junior climbed the leader board. Same with all the other losing captains. My next opponents were Wario, Moogle, and Yoshi. Again, no opposition. They just let me win. I "won" 2-0. Then something odd happened. I could clearly hear Wario say "Wahaha! Better you than me, loser!" Again he seemed happy that he lost.

My opponents in the finals were Mario, Luigi, and Donkey Kong. I actually got opposition this time around. At halftime, we were tied at 30 points each. I heard a hyper-realistic voice call to me: "Please stop.... we're trying to save you. It's better us than you". I was curious as to what Mario meant by that. I proceeded to win the game 67-59. I heard Mario's voice again. "This wasn't supposed to-a happen. But maybe you can-a stop him". I proceeded to the trophy ceremony when the screen turned to red static and a voice roared from my speakers: "WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME!" and an image of a black man with black eyes and red pupils with hyper-realistic blood pouring from them. His mouth full of razor-sharp fangs also dripping with hyper-realistic blood. Above his head were the words "YoU rEadY tO JAM?" "You know it" I snidely said and put on my pair of sunglasses. I then pushed start to jam.

My team was transported to what appeared to be a basketball court in the very fires of Hell itself. With a flash, a man appeared in front of them. "YoU've mEt wiTh a TurRiblE fatE, hAVEn't yoU?" I recognized this man this was none other than basketball legend Charles Barkley. Only he appeared demonic. On the front of his jersey was the number 666. He wore the colors crimson blood red and black. He alone proceeded beat my three team members senseless. The score at halftime was 19-75. A message appeared. "IF YoU can'T SLAM WiTh thE BesT, tHeN JAM wiTH THe reSt."

"I CAN slam with the best" I said as I steeled myself for the second half. I waged war with the demon; laying the hurt on him with a combination of special shots and coin gathering. The demon howled with slam that I jammed. I kept at it and through sheer willpower I overpowered the demon. Final score: 667-666.

The demon left the body of the basketball great. He spoke to me. "Thank you. Now he can never threaten the world again or use my body for his turrible evil. Let's get you three home." Then Bowser Jr., Fly Guy,and the Ninja were carried out of the depths on the back of a flying great white shark and the three high-fived the spirit of Abraham Lincoln as they flew through the ethereal plane. Hyper-realisticly.

there's my contribution

Best.

Thing.

Ever.

Not scary.

 

[EctoBiologist]

nah, 3K's way better at this.

Best.

Thing.

Ever.

Not scary.

Gasp.

Blasphemy. You're speaking in blasphemies.