Best creepypasta.

[Nathan Fielder]

Not scary.

are you sure you read the same thing i did

 

[Milo Thatch]

Not scary.

are you sure you read the same thing i did

Yep. I though BEN had claim on "terrible fate", and the demon's design is a total ripoff of Sonic.exe.

 

[GBA]

nah, 3K's way better at this.

Threekypasta

I'm a huge fan of Mario games and I missed out on a chance to play a particular entry on the original DS. A collaboration between Square and Nintendo. No not Super Mario RPG, but Mario Hoops 3 on 3. I was able to find a relatively cheap copy on Amazon for 10 bucks. The game came a few days later but without a case. The cart itself had a little wear and tear on it but otherwise looked alright. I popped it into my DS and started it up. No problems yet. I started playing the Tournament mode and to delight, the previous owner had unlocked a majority of the characters except for White Mage and Cactuar. I set my team as Bowser Jr., Fly Guy, and Ninja and began playing. My first opponents were Peach, Boo, and Diddy Kong. This is when I noticed something odd: my opponents put absolutely no effort to fighting back. I scored a few baskets and just had my team stand there. I took in what was going on as the time ran out and noticed that the basketball looked hyper-realistic. I "won" 10-0.

When the tournament board appeared I noticed that Peach wasn't upset that her team lost but she was celebrating as Junior climbed the leader board. Same with all the other losing captains. My next opponents were Wario, Moogle, and Yoshi. Again, no opposition. They just let me win. I "won" 2-0. Then something odd happened. I could clearly hear Wario say "Wahaha! Better you than me, loser!" Again he seemed happy that he lost.

My opponents in the finals were Mario, Luigi, and Donkey Kong. I actually got opposition this time around. At halftime, we were tied at 30 points each. I heard a hyper-realistic voice call to me: "Please stop.... we're trying to save you. It's better us than you". I was curious as to what Mario meant by that. I proceeded to win the game 67-59. I heard Mario's voice again. "This wasn't supposed to-a happen. But maybe you can-a stop him". I proceeded to the trophy ceremony when the screen turned to red static and a voice roared from my speakers: "WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME!" and an image of a black man with black eyes and red pupils with hyper-realistic blood pouring from them. His mouth full of razor-sharp fangs also dripping with hyper-realistic blood. Above his head were the words "YoU rEadY tO JAM?" "You know it" I snidely said and put on my pair of sunglasses. I then pushed start to jam.

My team was transported to what appeared to be a basketball court in the very fires of Hell itself. With a flash, a man appeared in front of them. "YoU've mEt wiTh a TurRiblE fatE, hAVEn't yoU?" I recognized this man this was none other than basketball legend Charles Barkley. Only he appeared demonic. On the front of his jersey was the number 666. He wore the colors crimson blood red and black. He alone proceeded beat my three team members senseless. The score at halftime was 19-75. A message appeared. "IF YoU can'T SLAM WiTh thE BesT, tHeN JAM wiTH THe reSt."

"I CAN slam with the best" I said as I steeled myself for the second half. I waged war with the demon; laying the hurt on him with a combination of special shots and coin gathering. The demon howled with slam that I jammed. I kept at it and through sheer willpower I overpowered the demon. Final score: 667-666.

The demon left the body of the basketball great. He spoke to me. "Thank you. Now he can never threaten the world again or use my body for his turrible evil. Let's get you three home." Then Bowser Jr., Fly Guy,and the Ninja were carried out of the depths on the back of a flying great white shark and the three high-fived the spirit of Abraham Lincoln as they flew through the ethereal plane. Hyper-realisticly.

there's my contribution

jesus christ 3K you're gonna give me nightmares for 3 weeks

 

[Pokemon DP]

I swear I knew you as a guy

Nope!

 

[Milo Thatch]

I think Sonic.EXE gets too much hate. Yes, it focuses on hyper-realistic blood, but don't you dare tell me Sonic wasn't written amazingly.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

yeah man i was not expecting the twist at the end where he turned out to be god

 

[Milo Thatch]

yeah man i was not expecting the twist at the end where he turned out to be god

Let me guess: sarcasm? I thought the best part was the 1st act.

 

[Nysic]

3k confirmed for hyper-realistic badass

 

[Stargazing]

Never read forum creepypastas late at night

geez guys i'm going to have nightmares