Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Koops]

I have never waited for LGM to show as eagerly as now.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The sad thing is that I've actually seen this one through Google search but I thought it would be inappropriate for the forums, so I held off a little, and also, I really think someone other than a Mario fangirl should handle posting that...

 

[Koops]

To be fair though...

That hair looks like it belongs to Ness.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

The hair is too dark, too. Mario's hair is a reddish brown, while his eyebrows and mustache are that dark brown.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

thank you, toy, you made me google "luigi crucified" just so I can find this image while digging through really strange shit in the process

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Super Mario-Kun? How about the one where Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Bifun dress up as Sailor Moon and friends?

Eh, I'll just stick with 4koma Manga Theater images for now....

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Better hope this thing doesn't transform and sing one of those horrible irritating songs.

 

[Ruby Gloom]

Better hope this thing doesn't transform and sing one of those horrible irritating songs.

Yoshi’s eyes are placed way too downward, and everyone knows his nostrils aren’t yellow! This most be a bootleg Yoshi Plush!

 

[Sweet Snow]

Dixie has seen things

 

[Mount Wario]

Diddy became transexual.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Unlicensed plushies always being one step ahead of the licensed stuff. You need to step up your game, San-ei, and cut down on the reprints

 

[Ray Trace]

Isn't this just a plushified version of the Diddy Kong costume from Odyssey though?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Aye, it is.

 

[Teedgee]

Huh, this reminds me of Diddy Kong Mario in Odyssey!

*sees Cappy*

Oh wait a second.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I hate false advertising. What did these people do to unlock Zero Suit Samus in Mario Kart 8?

It's too bad neither have advanced past training wheels stage.

 

[Mcmadness]

I'm more horrified of that Thomas abomination in the corner.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Cuphead has seen better days.

 

[Ruby Gloom]

I hate false advertising. What did these people do to unlock Zero Suit Samus in Mario Kart 8?

It's too bad neither have advanced past training wheels stage.

Zero Suit looks more like a Barbie doll to me!

 

[Teedgee]

★WITH FLASHING
★WITH MUSIC

Oh no.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Knowing Chinese import bootleg toys like I do, I'm surprised there isn't a big sticker that says "FLASHING ENTER" on it, they tend to have those. At least it has "Bump and go action."

 

[Princess Céline]

 

[Mcmadness]

his pose gives a very "why did you do this to me you jerk" impression

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

While Mario has proven he looks good in a dress, nice to have a good old classic scenario, but switched around.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

his pose gives a very "why did you do this to me you jerk" impression

it looks like he beat up Luigi and ripped out Waluigi's nose in pure anger