Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

Striker Mario said:
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Baby Mario and Baby Luigi corpses repurposed into slick and trendy handbags.
I love it.
 
Saltman said:
[quote author=Creature from the Depths of Hell Itself]I love it.
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i hate it
 
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These criminals committed some terrible crime and were sentenced to a life-time in prison. You can tell it's a prison because the poorly-cropped images of officers printed on the front are happy to show you their hard work on stopping crime. You can tell those prisoners were horrible criminals because Shy Guy's feet were torn off after a disastrous attempt of resisting arrest, and Luigi's hands are stained with green blood for trying to fuse Paragoomba's feet togther. Daisy's crime? She tried sneaking into the rehearsals for Super Mario 3D World, but forgot to dye her hair correctly.
 
He got two coins one match. Mushroom Kingdom coins
 
LeftyGreenMario said:
Daisy [...] forgot to dye her hair.
Oh she dyed it, but she died it brown instead of blonde.
 
There he was. The murderer. He was latching onto his next prey. The victim screamed helplessly, hoping that their sounds of distress would be heard and answered...

I stood there, motionless. DOING. NOTHING.
 
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HALT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! FOR MASSIVE DISCOMFORT FROM THE LACK OF AIR HOLES!
 
Yoshi offshores his taxes to Dinosaur Land *because* it doesn't have taxes. Tax havens, look 'em up.
 
A rare look at Toyota's failed attempt to get one of their karts as free DLC for Mario Kart 8.

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