Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I'm too busy trying to figured out why the shoes are only on the front.

 

[zel]

toe socks is that even a thing

Can we just appreciate how lungfish could make for pretty good emoticons

i think these are, Fantastic sprites

 

[Moldomré]

Pick your favorite color. Except brown, that's still endangered!
*image*

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Also, bonus points for Fortnite being Fortnite.

 

[Ray Trace]

*reacts post with an invisible "cringe" emoji*

 

[Moldomré]

*quickly uses Facebook sad react*

 

[zel]

how do i react to this with ?
anyway how does this somehow almost manage to look normal

 

[Ray Trace]

I'm guessing it's because he uses emotions, something model imports don't usually quite get right. It's the proportions that make Yoshi look better than he normally looks terrible

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

They're all at the bleachers watching their favorite kart-racing horses! Mario (in the center) brought his entire beautiful family, even the edgy teen Mario that just doesn't want to fit in. The youngest Luigi has gone on a date with Yoshi. Toad is trying to cheer up a hugely disappointed Diddy Kong. Daisy is looking at horror with a kart that recently got blown up by a Spiny Shell while Peach and Shy Guy wave at a plane writing a lovely message in the sky. Paragoomba, Koopa, Boo, and Bob-omb are just anticipating what exciting thing will befall them, but Bob-omb isn't liking the look of its rival explosive, the Bullet Bill.

Isn't it great that Waluigi, Wario, and DK are all fist bumping with joy? Dixie didn't want to cooperate, so DK is elbowing her to show more enthusiasm. Bullet Bill is in the middle of finding an appropriate seat, being all snooty about it because it finds Lakitu's hairstyle to be really distasteful.

 

[Teedgee]

no

 

[zel]

that koopa troopa looks sad

 

[Ray Trace]

 

[Moldomré]

It's happened guys, Mario is dead, pack it up, let's go home.

 

[Princess Céline]

 

[Alex95]

Wut

 

[Princess Céline]

Looks like Mimicutie found a gun

 

[Alex95]

That would be terrifying! ...How would it even use one?

 

[Princess Céline]

 

[Ray Trace]

Princess Waluigi X Princess Shokora's Wario form

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

That's not ugly, that's fabulous!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You've seen the blue one, but have you met the purple one, which is its older brother but actually younger because it orbited a time-warping black hole for several years?

Pay no attention to the psychotic face below!

 

[Noct]

"He's just standing there... menacingly!"

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. PINK MARIO, THE SPAWN OF PURPLE LUIGI

This one's age is unknown because it lived its entire life in a planet with highly elliptical orbits that gets constantly thrashed and altered by meteorites

 

[Cocoa]

Sweet mother Hubbard it's not even painted.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Peach with a fractured nose, googly eyes, and mouth wrinkles, and made of 99% fossilized ABC bubble gum is all the rage with horny young men, haven't you heard the news?