Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

don't make me get the gunigi
 
Oh please
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That at least resembles some form of character. That DK Jr sprite is incomprehensible.

I will now attempt to explain his appearance and justify it in-universe: DK Jr. was tragically gobbled down by Petey Piranha, who later spit up his digested remains as the glob of sludge depicted in the sprite.

That would explain why he hasn't shown his face in over 20 years.
 
ok thats genuinely actually well edited i cant say i really dislike this at all
why is his tail red though.. biggest mystery
 
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