Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Princess Viola]

 

[Pink Cat]

 

[Marioro]

For all those power-ups and jumping, Mario is useless against guns.

 

[Ray Trace]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

For all those power-ups and jumping, Mario is useless against guns.

Mario probably still has that shotgun family heirloom somewhere

 

[Marioro]

Mario probably still has that shotgun family heirloom somewhere

Why not put it to use

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

 

[Cocoa]

"What-a the fuck is-a this?"

 

[zel]

that luigi looks so concerned
anyway diddys (animation) skeleton here looks mildly fitting for this thread

 

[Ray Trace]

As far character skeletons go, it does look pretty normal though. Creepiest part of model creation is creating flexes imo.

 

[zel]

seweral rows of floating roy heads, with nothing but their mouths, the eyebrow bit now just a weird bump on the forehead..... the horror

 

[Pink Cat]

 

[Noct]

Golly, product placements sure weren't subtle in 1996.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

If you misinterpret this you can see the ring spots as giant eyes.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Joke's on you, I've always seen them as eyes.

 

[Glowsquid]

https://twitter.com/nbajambook/status/1312188219199385600

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Super Martian Bros. 3

 

[Ray Trace]

How you remember what the box looks like as a kid:

What the box actually looks like:

 

[Marioro]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Why does he have a snowman body?

....did he mess himself?

 

[Cocoa]

"I-a just did-a boom-boom."

 

[Chair]

@Dark Light says: that's why I prefer baby luigi

 

[Chair]

Anybody miss skinny mario from MM1? well it makes its comeback to 3d world on the switch:

oh yeah also found this thing, it just looks like mario missed his flu shot or something

 

[Teedgee]

mario looks so floofy in the second pic, its honestly cute

 

[Ray Trace]

That Baby Mario plush is a bootleg. I'd give them that it looks almost identical to the official one, but they can't fool me. The official plush's overall straps and buttons are different than this one and as people said, the body looks really off, like a snowman more than a body.

Baby Luigi is better than Baby Mario btw, but I'd say that's unfair to Baby Mario, since Baby Luigi IS the best video game character ever.

Anybody miss skinny mario from MM1? well it makes its comeback to 3d world on the switch:

oh yeah also found this thing, it just looks like mario missed his flu shot or something

1. Looks like Bowser's skeleton is over Mario.

2. I can't believe that ugly merch is actually official.