Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Xiahou Ba]

I like the blatantly photoshopped feel of those photos.

 

[Hooty]

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images on a bootleg mario plush listing on wish.com

holy shit i laughed hard at this
i'm currently taking photoshop classes at school
this looks like someone's first project

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Mario ascends into a biblical cherub and begins unwillingly tickling random dinosaurs with his new wings

 

[Xiahou Ba]

It looks like he's traveling through someone's small intestine.

(I'm watching too much Magic School Bus lately)

 

[zel]

why is eerie lumped together with the yoshis... have they really been the ghosts of yoshis all along

 

[Sven Svennson.]

Mario Akira.

 

[Larry Koopaling]

Mario ascends into a biblical cherub and begins unwillingly tickling random dinosaurs with his new wings

That Eerie right there looks guiltily pleased.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Apparently these are DK, Mario, and Yoshi gummies from back in the day.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Oh, those were 3Dees gummies. I think there was Diddy Kong in that set too, strangely. I bit off the heads of DK and Yoshi.

 

[Sven Svennson.]

I bit off the heads of DK and Yoshi.

Did you break into this man's house?

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

It's a Me, Blue Mario

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

 

[Xiahou Ba]

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I own that Baby Luigi merch.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

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Mario tried to take over the Firefly from Mario Kart DS. It didn't work. I owe to Mario playing too much Counterstrike. Why else would that logo be on there?

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

I didn't know Nintendo was branching off into the kids ride market

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

OK, who recorded DK during his "private time?"

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

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I didn't know Nintendo was branching off into the kids ride market

ok, i managed to find a video of this thing https://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODQ2...4.app.5~5!2~5!2~5~5~5!2~5~5!2~5!2~5!2~5~5!2~A. sadly, aparrt from the stickers, this ride has nothing to do with Mario. it does play some banger songs though

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

 

[Chi-Chi]

Wario would be the type to sell dangerous stuff like this without an actual licence

 

[kfc]

ok who's the idiot who decided to make these

 

[Sven Svennson.]

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ok who's the idiot who decided to make these

*Genius.

 

[Waluigi Time]

ok who's the idiot who decided to make these

Those are masterpieces, I'll take 100 Waluigi ones

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Why don't the Mario and Luigi ones match the art style of the others?

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

not sure if this was posted here before