Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Toasty Toad]

here is this picture I saw

 

[Toasty Toad]

Sorry for double posting but you all know Dino and Martin
Credit to MrNintendoNerd24

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Nice try Eggman but your dyed mustache isn't fooling anyone.




okay, maybe it'll dupe some piantas

 

[Ten]

its the no eye whites for me

and the cheeks

and the angry eyebrows

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Remember this Pianta's hell baby spawn?

It has official artwork.

WHY? OUT OF ALL THINGS?

 

[zel]

Wwwwwwhat do you mean pianta

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Doesn't this look like that pink/red Pianta?

 

[Zelda and Tri]

Surprisingly, this all red Baby Mario is official.

 

[Flygon64]

 

[zel]

Doesn't this look like that pink/red Pianta?

not at all tbh

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

not at all tbh

they both be pink dome blobs with black eyes, an appendage on their face, and green clothes.

 

[PaperMario77]

they both be pink dome blobs

Pianta's look like mountains tbh.

 

[Flygon64]

 

[Ray Trace]

That koala Mario mutated into a triceratops

 

[Toasty Toad]

You have forgotten the purpose of this thread it's for ugly Mario renders

 

[Ten]

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Surprisingly, this all red Baby Mario is official.

...baby mario did you commit mass genocide again...?

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

You have forgotten the purpose of this thread it's for ugly Mario renders

Just because the OP says that doesn't really mean much, this thread's long evolved into the 'post cursed Mario stuff' thread basically.

Speaking of

 

[Toasty Toad]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You have forgotten the purpose of this thread it's for ugly Mario renders

I also agree Mario Kart DS Mario is just utterly *rancid*. Years ago I refused to use him because his face is so sickly to look at and I stuck with Toad. I don't like how they did the textures for the stache; it looks too thick on him because it's stretched too much on his face. When he's getting hit, his face also looks really off.

I've seen more appealing Marios from N64 games, yes! N64 games. And other DS games too.

And look at this goddamn hamburger substituted as Mario's map sprite. What are these dull colors?

But anyhow, Mario isn't the only casualty of Mario Kart DS's horrible art style. Nearly everyone looks ugly in this game. DK is a prime offender, and his stupid model is shared so many times in this thread (as well as kicking off this legendary thread), I lost count, but it never ceases to shock and disgust me. Bowser also looks really terrible and his armbands look more like sorry tattoos than threatening accessories.

Just because the OP says that doesn't really mean much, this thread's long evolved into the 'post cursed Mario stuff' thread basically.

Speaking of
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What is exactly so amazing about this product that the people/person responsible for this image wants to censor everything else? What's going on on the back of this thing?

 

[Flygon64]

Mario 64 Ds's style is just mwah great
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this has almost certainly been posted ig but

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It's based off the Mario Kart DS Bowser I've been harping on earlier. They put those models in Nintendogs, probably for the dogs to rearrange their ugly faces.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

To be fair, in MKDS itself you usually see them from behind and/or a distance at the already small resolution, so there's not much reason to spend time or resources on them.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This is true, but why does Mario's Shooting Star look worse from the back than from any other angle?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This is supposed to be a Jack O Valentina crouch but they just look like weird Spore creatures.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Who put DK's disembodied head in that beanbag chair?