Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Flygon64]

Imagine revealing to kids that your face is just a top of a lamp by elongating your neck and tearing off your entire head.

Who thinks this looks good on a desktop? This is terrifying!!! Imagine seeing this in a dark room; you would just see a headless Mario, as only his body and mechanical neck are well lit.

someone needs to make some horror fanart of this

 

[PaperMario77]

even though this is a bootleg cartridge you have to admit its kinda accurate

 

[Vivian]

†ॐ

Wake up everyone, new Mario just dropped W A L I B I

broadacre.tumblr.com

 

[tailsgetstrolled]

Found this on Twitter.

ive seen alot

 

[tailsgetstrolled]

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†ॐ

Wake up everyone, new Mario just dropped W A L I B I

broadacre.tumblr.com

name a more iconic duo ''luis and mark twins''

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I didn't realize how hideous Mario Kart Tour does their tracks.

What better way to sear your eyes than fluorescent yellow roads

Original coloration looked like this

 

[Princess Viola]

there's a listing on mercari (japanese auction site) where someone wants ¥60,000 ($518) for the bowser one btw, just in case the look of these things wasn't horrifying enough.

 

[Minty]

Ah, misrepresentation. Nintendo is not usually the one to do this, but this patch is an official Wario product. How could they screw it up this bad?

 

[Koopa con Carne]

question: how do these tie into the lore of Super Mario Galaxy 2?

 

[Christmas Who?]

question: how do these tie into the lore of Super Mario Galaxy 2?

Why would Glamdozer have a job at Burger King of all places?

 

[Sweet Snow]

GoAnimate is the most specific but lazy site in existence

 

[Princess Viola]

that's it

you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 187683598123835 years

go to your room now

 

[Ten]

question: how do these tie into the lore of Super Mario Galaxy 2?

genuinely one of my favs

 

[Koopa con Carne]

classic Mr. L

they should make a Wario Dies and Gets Grounded video in goanimate

 

[Galaxy Book Sunshine]

A couple of days ago I went to work at a mall in other province, and then I found this:

 

[Minty]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1505261149503246337

 

[Glowsquid]

(from http://www.dkvine.com/interactive/forums/index.php?showtopic=15752&hl=)

 

[Maruto Uzumaki]

 

[Minty]

 

[Sweet Snow]

Dreamworks' King Koopa

 

[Galaxy Book Sunshine]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1505261149503246337

https://twitter.com/x/status/1508219112048238603

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

There doesn't exist any image on the wiki of DinoMighty's face. Even the official art was positioned in a really awkward way you can't really make out what the character looks like. It doesn't help the lighting is godawful.

I never actually paid attention to how she looked like (much less realized the apparent gender of the character), I always thought she was just some weird giant crocodile with a thong.

And then I finally saw a clear picture of DinoMighty.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

If you look at the underside textures you'll see the devs intended her as female (and had some very weird priorities)

 

[Minty]