Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

I feel.... so.... pretty....

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It's Bowja!
 
Why do bootleggers love using this particular Bowser figure (which means you get bootlegs of bootlegs)? It's not even great to begin with.
 
Even Robot Chicken uses it for skits.
 
Yes, that too. But why? It's so hideous and malformed.
 
Maybe easier to animate?
 
Maybe, but once the S.H. Figuarts Bowser is out, then we'll talk. They can fight each other or something for the title of the gnarliest king in the world.
 
Well of course the genuine article will win!
 
And once that happens...

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They lose their USB drive.
 
OH NO MARIO WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!?
 
Out of all possible places they could've chose, they chose Mario's head.
 
It's so horrible!
 
I know, right? Why not... Mario's cap? Although I guess Mario would still look freaky. But... his head?
 
Maybe Bowser designed it as a stress reliever?
 
Dr. Mario said:
I feel.... so.... pretty....

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The thing that really irks me about this figure is how tall his torso is and how stubby his legs are.
 
It's the face that I hate the most about it.

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How does anyone think this is marketable?
 
Super Mario muffs?
 
I'm a Mario fan and even I think they're very stupid looking. Those things underneath the Mario heads are supposed to be Mario's body.
 
Could you be... THANTA CLAUS!!!?
 
I would be amused by christmas related Mario things.
 
Magikrazy said:
Nintendo please make a Beard Mario power-up for next game.
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How about a Neckbeard Mario power-up?
M'princess

Also:
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GRAND DAD
GRAND DAD
 
Mario is related to the flintstones, you heard it here first folks.
 
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