Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Vivian]

Fight fire with axe

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Firefighter hatchet, for breaking through walls of a burning building. It's why firefighter badges/patches commonly feature an image of an ax.

 

[Ray Trace]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Those lips are immediately horrifying, but just the way the limbs are arranged and how they're hung remind me a lot of the dry-cured sad (but yummy) sights you see at a meat stand.

 

[Vivian]

Why his mustache red? XD

 

[Mcmadness]

 

[Ray Trace]

He looks like he's reciting the "M" part of the YMCA song.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I didn't know they made a Luigi puppet for Mr. Meaty, huh.

Also the DK thing makes me think of the various "ruins" statues in the later DKC games.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

*Link treasure find music intensifies*

 

[Pokerninja2]

This official Mario Kart Tour render where Red Yoshi's underside is accidentally colored red and it's passed as an official render summarizes Mario Kart Tour in a nutshell.

 

[Ray Trace]

How the fuck did they mess that up? Why can't they just re-render the image in a different texture, don't they have access to like the SDK shit that'll let them easily change textures without needing a use for an image editing program?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Great, Mario Kart Tour now has Yoshi that poops ruby juice.

 

[Vivian]

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This official Mario Kart Tour render where Red Yoshi's underside is accidentally colored red and it's passed as an official render summarizes Mario Kart Tour in a nutshell.

Where is the light coming from?!

Great, Mario Kart Tour now has Yoshi that poops ruby juice.

Must be from Sunshine. Guess all that fruit comes out both ends.. XD

 

[J-Yoshi64]

It's to balance out Red K. Kid's green shell in his Mario Party 5 artwork.

 

[Glowsquid]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

POLYGONS

 

[Koops]

Gotta love our friends the Hexagons and Octagons.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Art class always tells you to block in basic shapes, but

 

[Ray Trace]

Why do you block in squares for a biological character?

 

[Doomhiker]

Now, that monkey is Chunky!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Why do you block in squares for a biological character?

boxes you can use for particular parts like a closed fist and other angular parts like the head of a horse

 

[Ray Trace]

yeah, but for limbs?

 

[Glowsquid]

(stomp me like a goomba if this was posted before)

 

[Koops]

That Donkey Kong looks like it soaked all the stomping for you.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'm pretty sure Dixie and DK were posted independent of each other earlier on, but I don't mind a retread.