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YEEEEEEES! I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS!!It's the Great Pumpkin said:You're getting close to 1000 views, IggyKoopa7777!
By this point, you are already there. Congratulations.Iggy Koopa7777 said:YEEEEEEES! I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS!!It's the Great Pumpkin said:You're getting close to 1000 views, IggyKoopa7777!
I will do a special due to the 1000 View Goal
1009 views?Stargazing said:Guess how many views you're at?
Wrong.It's the Great Pumpkin said:1009 views?Stargazing said:Guess how many views you're at?
I like how you think.It's the Great Pumpkin said:1009 views?Stargazing said:Guess how many views you're at?
my comments are in boldIggy Koopa7777 said:Thank you all for 1000 Views youre welcome
Like you've all been waiting for... smash bros for wii u?
LuigiKart! thats fine too
Luigi: Ready? wait hold on... k now im ready
Lakitu: WELCOME TO LUIGIKART!! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, LAKITU?
*Cricket Chirping* wait was lakitu talking to this cricket? i dont think he needed to shout
Luigi: I have to send the invites... if luigi didnt send the invites out why did lakitu already assume it was starting
Luigi: *Sends Invites* by Tommorow thats kinda short notice luigi
Parakarry: Ok Luigi! ill definitely be able to send all these in a day
The Next Day
Peach: You first save me from the
Dreaded Iggy Koopa and now you
invite me Go-Karting!, how can this get
worse? does peach hate luigi or something wow what a bitch also since when does iggy kidnap peach isnt that bowsers thing
Iggy: *Comes*
Peach: YOU INVITED HIM!? bitch youve done nothing but complain since you got here go home
Luigi: We need to put our days behind us
and have some time together... did they break up or something
Peach: This is bad...-_- seriously the exits that way
???: Bleh heh heh Bleck! whos this guy count bleck has the exact same catchphrase
Luigi: Oh, he's here oh the guy who i thought died
Count Bleck: VILLAINS NEED TO RACE!, BLECK! so hes back to being a villain
Peach: 0_0, the destroyer of worlds!? did you not see the ending peach
Iggy: Grrr...He tried to steal my thunder
of world domination when did you and blumiere ever meet and what did he do
Baby Yoshi: LUIGI! IT'S A MIRACLE! I CAN TALK!
Luigi: you are lucky i sent you an invite
because i love you... so he loves everyone who showed up then
Boshi: And i hate Baby Yoshi suddenly a wild boshi appeared out of nowhere
Baby Yoshi: Boshi....-_- thats his name dont wear it out
Boshi: Tou invited the little runt, Greenie? no luigi did who the hell is tou
Boshi: Who cares? apparently you do
Luigi: He would'nt stop annoying me... you just said you love him to his face and you actually hate him youre an asshole luigi
Wario: Me too suddenly a wild wario appeared out of nowhere
Luigi: True... im unfazed by the fact that wario just appeared
Meanwhile in the Animal Crossing Verse as opposed to the chorus
???: *Looks in mail*
???: *Runs* ahh the mail scares me
Tom Nook: *Looks at Dropped Envelope* Hmm..? what is this witchcraft they call mail
At theMarioLuigi Verse btw where is mario did luigi kill him that would explain why peach hates him
Luigi: I wonder where is that person? you know, "that person" that nobody mentioned and i assume everyone knows who im referring to
???: I belive i'm here Luigi... oh wow i bet this person is very poised
???: *Trips* Ouch... SAKURAIIIII! well so much for poise
Isabelle: I'm Isabelle, Mayor's secratary of
Goodland hi isabelle have you met ???
Peach: She'll be nice i know this without ever having met her before
Isabelle: And- woah, what's with the Hottie? *Notices Iggy* she notices iggy after asking who the hottie is (and judging by the author, I assume shes supposed to be referring to him)
Luigi: Phfff...Iggy... figgy
Isabelle: He looks...Handsome... isabelle x iggy otp
Luigi: You have a wierd crush on him... its adam and eve not doggie and turtle monster
Isabelle: DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IGGY!!! im in love with him even though i just met him
Iggy: Uhhh...*Blushes* hes in love back even though she could easily be his dinner
Luigi: Let's race about time this is luigi kart after all
???: WAIT! ??? already showed up twice
Luigi: Oh wait... thanks for repeating what ??? just said luigi
Stagazing: I'm a racer along with Poochy! stargazing why did you steal god
Poochy: Bark Bark! Pant pant pant god why did you run away from 2257
Lakitu: Ok your guess is as good as mine lakitu
Lakitu: 3!
Count Bleck: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 2!
Iggy: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 1!
Poochy: Bark
Lakitu: GO! and theyre off in the way-out Wacky Races!
All: *Dashes* wait i thought they were in cars
Poochy: *Goes Slow* hes god he can take his time
Lakitu: Ya know they are going at
least at 90 MPH and you are going
5 Mph, you're too slow... i hope for your sake youre an atheist lakitu
Poochy: Woof! you will be damned to hell for questioning me
Wario: *Charges Engine* I am going to have a
Super Dash whats a super dash
Lakitu: It's going to explode... instead of helping you im just gonna watch you die
Wario: *Starts Engine* *Explodes and
gets launched into space* WAAAAAAAAAAA! rip in peace wario
Luigi: Get ready for Zero Gravity! are you talking to wario
Count Bleck: Zero Gravity? *Goes in Zero Gravity* well duh everyone went in zero-g
oh man... *Barfs* BLEEEEEEEEEECK!! does he always say bleck after he barfs
Boshi: Gross...*Grabs Item Block*
Give me something good!
Boshi: *Gets Super Mushroom* Ha-ha! *Uses*
Boshi: UH-OH! *Falls* and lakitu wont help you either i guess
Stargazing: You're good Luigi, but i'm better! i thought you were with poochy
Luigi: Oh yeah!?
Stargazing: Yeah!
Stargazing: *Recieves Green Shell from item block*
Luigi: OHNO!! YOKO!!
Stargazing: Steady and...
Luigi: Glider Ramp!
Stargazing: Huh?
Stargazing: *Car Falls* AHHHH...Oh wait
I'M FLYING!!! did luigi forget to tell everyone there was a glider ramp? hes trying to kill them like he did mario
Luigi: At least you can't hit me!
Stargazing: *Throws Green Shell*
Luigi: *Falls* AHHHHH!!!
Baby Yoshi: Wow she is good!
Boshi: Hope we don't get pummled oh i guess you are back
Baby Yoshi: Ya know, being rivals is stupid
Boshi: Yeah, let's- BANANA PEEL!!
Baby Yoshi: Ha ha!, that was mine! we never saw him throw it
Boshi: *Slips* *Crashes*
Baby Yoshi: Heh h- Uh oh
Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh Bleck!, I'll win
this race!, For Timpani! and shes still alive too i guess
Baby Yoshi: We already reunited you with Tippi
ya know, Me, Luigi, Peach and Iggy im pretty sure thats not how it happened
Count Bleck: Oh *Grabs Item Block* CRAZY 8!
Count Bleck: 8 Items!? who would have thought an item called crazy 8 gave me eight items
Baby Yoshi: *Bumps Count Bleck* Uh oh...KABOOOM
Count Bleck: MY ITEMS!!
Isabelle: Iggy, you're such a great racer!
Iggy: Thanks
Isabelle: And i will win
Iggy: After i hit you with this!
Iggy: *Grabs Mallet* New Item
Isabelle: I hate new item rosters hmm i wonder if the author hates new item rosters
Iggy: *Misses* DANG IT! wait did he throw the mallet or swing it if the latter i think he needs new glasses
Isabelle: Oh well, but your a hottie... you tried to physically abuse me but i still love because im just that attracted to turtle monsters
Iggy: 0_0 heh heh hooo... merry christmas! oh wait
Peach: I'm going to win Luigi! shes going to win luigi? since when is he the prize?
Luigi: Oh yeah well-
Peach: Look up! someone wrote gullible on the wall
Luigi: *Notices Spiny Shell*
Luigi: The Last Minute Blue Shell, the key
to ruined friendships
KABOOOM
Isabelle: I did it! did what
Iggy: 0_0 apparently iggy
Isabelle: uhhh...Iggy?
Luigi: *Crashes*
Peach: *Does U-Turn* on the track or did she just decide to give up
Isabelle: OH NO!
Both: *Crash* everyones crashing in this story
Baby Yoshi: Banana! *Throws Banana*
uh-oh *Slips and ends up in Pileup*
Iggy: I'll win!
Boshi: I'll win!
Count Bleck: The three of us are gonna crash and apparently we cant swerve out of the way
All: AHHHHH!!! *Crash*
Count Bleck: I did'nt crash! by some miracle
Wario: *Falls in front of Count Bleck*
Count Bleck: *Crashes* Why!?
Lakitu: Well...there is no racers so... because you left them to die you bastard
wait...Poochy is winning! of course hes god
Poochy: *Passes by slowly* Bark bark!
Luigi: He was going at 5 Mph and he's winning...
Stargazing: What a smart dog...
Luigi: I am not losing to him!
Luigi: *Starts Driving* which he probably should have done when the race started
Iggy: Me too *Drives*
Wario: *Farts*
Stargazing: Gross...
Boshi: Disgusting...
Wario: Sorry you just had to
Poochy: Pant pant *Iggy and Luigi pass Poochy*
Iggy: ME!
Luigi: NO ME!
Lakitu: It's Iggy or Luigi
Lakitu: The Koopa or the Human
Lakitu: The Genius or the Moron why did you call iggy a moron
Lakitu: The Good and the Bad!
Iggy: Heh heh!
Luigi: *Grabs Red Shell*
Iggy: OH NO!
Luigi: *Throws*
*Slo-Mo* slo-mo just happens in this world
*Shell hits Iggy*
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luigi: *Gives a Death Stare at Iggy* you just had to
Iggy: A Luigi Death Stare.... the rarest of all the death stares
Luigi: *Crosses Finish Line*
Iggy: he death stared me good...
Lakitu: LUIGI WINS!!
At the Awards Ceremony
Lakitu: In 3rd Place....Princess Peach!
Peach: Yay! i thought she crashed
Lakitu: In 2nd Place...Iggy Koopa!
Iggy: I was close...
Isabelle: You will next time because...*Kisses Iggy on cheek*
Iggy: Heh heh...*Faints in Love* your girlfriends literally a bitch *ba-dum tsss*
Lakitu: And in 1st place...
Lakitu: Luigi!!
Luigi: YAY! *Recieves Trophy*
Lakitu: Now we'll see you later in the year!
Everone: *Leaves*
Wario: I'll stay to win! *Starts Car*
Wario: *Explodes* why is wario so stupid in this story
Lakitu: Idiot
Everyone: *Laughs*
The End
In Dedication to all my fans
without you, we would'nt have reached
the 1000 View goal,
Thank you
-Iggy Koopa7777
It's so hilarious!Magikrazy said:my comments are in boldIggy Koopa7777 said:Thank you all for 1000 Views youre welcome
Like you've all been waiting for... smash bros for wii u?
LuigiKart! thats fine too
Luigi: Ready? wait hold on... k now im ready
Lakitu: WELCOME TO LUIGIKART!! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, LAKITU?
*Cricket Chirping* wait was lakitu talking to this cricket? i dont think he needed to shout
Luigi: I have to send the invites... if luigi didnt send the invites out why did lakitu already assume it was starting
Luigi: *Sends Invites* by Tommorow thats kinda short notice luigi
Parakarry: Ok Luigi! ill definitely be able to send all these in a day
The Next Day
Peach: You first save me from the
Dreaded Iggy Koopa and now you
invite me Go-Karting!, how can this get
worse? does peach hate luigi or something wow what a *bleep* also since when does iggy kidnap peach isnt that bowsers thing
Iggy: *Comes*
Peach: YOU INVITED HIM!? *bleep* youve done nothing but complain since you got here go home
Luigi: We need to put our days behind us
and have some time together... did they break up or something
Peach: This is bad...-_- seriously the exits that way
???: Bleh heh heh Bleck! whos this guy count bleck has the exact same catchphrase
Luigi: Oh, he's here oh the guy who i thought died
Count Bleck: VILLAINS NEED TO RACE!, BLECK! so hes back to being a villain
Peach: 0_0, the destroyer of worlds!? did you not see the ending peach
Iggy: Grrr...He tried to steal my thunder
of world domination when did you and blumiere ever meet and what did he do
Baby Yoshi: LUIGI! IT'S A MIRACLE! I CAN TALK!
Luigi: you are lucky i sent you an invite
because i love you... so he loves everyone who showed up then
Boshi: And i hate Baby Yoshi suddenly a wild boshi appeared out of nowhere
Baby Yoshi: Boshi....-_- thats his name dont wear it out
Boshi: Tou invited the little runt, Greenie? no luigi did who the hell is tou
Boshi: Who cares? apparently you do
Luigi: He would'nt stop annoying me... you just said you love him to his face and you actually hate him youre an *bleep* luigi
Wario: Me too suddenly a wild wario appeared out of nowhere
Luigi: True... im unfazed by the fact that wario just appeared
Meanwhile in the Animal Crossing Verse as opposed to the chorus
???: *Looks in mail*
???: *Runs* ahh the mail scares me
Tom Nook: *Looks at Dropped Envelope* Hmm..? what is this witchcraft they call mail
At theMarioLuigi Verse btw where is mario did luigi kill him that would explain why peach hates him
Luigi: I wonder where is that person? you know, "that person" that nobody mentioned and i assume everyone knows who im referring to
???: I belive i'm here Luigi... oh wow i bet this person is very poised
???: *Trips* Ouch... SAKURAIIIII! well so much for poise
Isabelle: I'm Isabelle, Mayor's secratary of
Goodland hi isabelle have you met ???
Peach: She'll be nice i know this without ever having met her before
Isabelle: And- woah, what's with the Hottie? *Notices Iggy* she notices iggy after asking who the hottie is (and judging by the author, I assume shes supposed to be referring to him)
Luigi: Phfff...Iggy... figgy
Isabelle: He looks...Handsome... isabelle x iggy otp
Luigi: You have a wierd crush on him... its adam and eve not doggie and turtle monster
Isabelle: DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IGGY!!! im in love with him even though i just met him
Iggy: Uhhh...*Blushes* hes in love back even though she could easily be his dinner
Luigi: Let's race about time this is luigi kart after all
???: WAIT! ??? already showed up twice
Luigi: Oh wait... thanks for repeating what ??? just said luigi
Stagazing: I'm a racer along with Poochy! stargazing why did you steal god
Poochy: Bark Bark! Pant pant pant god why did you run away from 2257
Lakitu: Ok your guess is as good as mine lakitu
Lakitu: 3!
Count Bleck: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 2!
Iggy: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 1!
Poochy: Bark
Lakitu: GO! and theyre off in the way-out Wacky Races!
All: *Dashes* wait i thought they were in cars
Poochy: *Goes Slow* hes god he can take his time
Lakitu: Ya know they are going at
least at 90 MPH and you are going
5 Mph, you're too slow... i hope for your sake youre an atheist lakitu
Poochy: Woof! you will be danged to hell for questioning me
Wario: *Charges Engine* I am going to have a
Super Dash whats a super dash
Lakitu: It's going to explode... instead of helping you im just gonna watch you die
Wario: *Starts Engine* *Explodes and
gets launched into space* WAAAAAAAAAAA! rip in peace wario
Luigi: Get ready for Zero Gravity! are you talking to wario
Count Bleck: Zero Gravity? *Goes in Zero Gravity* well duh everyone went in zero-g
oh man... *Barfs* BLEEEEEEEEEECK!! does he always say bleck after he barfs
Boshi: Gross...*Grabs Item Block*
Give me something good!
Boshi: *Gets Super Mushroom* Ha-ha! *Uses*
Boshi: UH-OH! *Falls* and lakitu wont help you either i guess
Stargazing: You're good Luigi, but i'm better! i thought you were with poochy
Luigi: Oh yeah!?
Stargazing: Yeah!
Stargazing: *Recieves Green Shell from item block*
Luigi: OHNO!! YOKO!!
Stargazing: Steady and...
Luigi: Glider Ramp!
Stargazing: Huh?
Stargazing: *Car Falls* AHHHH...Oh wait
I'M FLYING!!! did luigi forget to tell everyone there was a glider ramp? hes trying to kill them like he did mario
Luigi: At least you can't hit me!
Stargazing: *Throws Green Shell*
Luigi: *Falls* AHHHHH!!!
Baby Yoshi: Wow she is good!
Boshi: Hope we don't get pummled oh i guess you are back
Baby Yoshi: Ya know, being rivals is stupid
Boshi: Yeah, let's- BANANA PEEL!!
Baby Yoshi: Ha ha!, that was mine! we never saw him throw it
Boshi: *Slips* *Crashes*
Baby Yoshi: Heh h- Uh oh
Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh Bleck!, I'll win
this race!, For Timpani! and shes still alive too i guess
Baby Yoshi: We already reunited you with Tippi
ya know, Me, Luigi, Peach and Iggy im pretty sure thats not how it happened
Count Bleck: Oh *Grabs Item Block* CRAZY 8!
Count Bleck: 8 Items!? who would have thought an item called crazy 8 gave me eight items
Baby Yoshi: *Bumps Count Bleck* Uh oh...KABOOOM
Count Bleck: MY ITEMS!!
Isabelle: Iggy, you're such a great racer!
Iggy: Thanks
Isabelle: And i will win
Iggy: After i hit you with this!
Iggy: *Grabs Mallet* New Item
Isabelle: I hate new item rosters hmm i wonder if the author hates new item rosters
Iggy: *Misses* DANG IT! wait did he throw the mallet or swing it if the latter i think he needs new glasses
Isabelle: Oh well, but your a hottie... you tried to physically abuse me but i still love because im just that attracted to turtle monsters
Iggy: 0_0 heh heh hooo... merry christmas! oh wait
Peach: I'm going to win Luigi! shes going to win luigi? since when is he the prize?
Luigi: Oh yeah well-
Peach: Look up! someone wrote gullible on the wall
Luigi: *Notices Spiny Shell*
Luigi: The Last Minute Blue Shell, the key
to ruined friendships
KABOOOM
Isabelle: I did it! did what
Iggy: 0_0 apparently iggy
Isabelle: uhhh...Iggy?
Luigi: *Crashes*
Peach: *Does U-Turn* on the track or did she just decide to give up
Isabelle: OH NO!
Both: *Crash* everyones crashing in this story
Baby Yoshi: Banana! *Throws Banana*
uh-oh *Slips and ends up in Pileup*
Iggy: I'll win!
Boshi: I'll win!
Count Bleck: The three of us are gonna crash and apparently we cant swerve out of the way
All: AHHHHH!!! *Crash*
Count Bleck: I did'nt crash! by some miracle
Wario: *Falls in front of Count Bleck*
Count Bleck: *Crashes* Why!?
Lakitu: Well...there is no racers so... because you left them to die you *bleep*
wait...Poochy is winning! of course hes god
Poochy: *Passes by slowly* Bark bark!
Luigi: He was going at 5 Mph and he's winning...
Stargazing: What a smart dog...
Luigi: I am not losing to him!
Luigi: *Starts Driving* which he probably should have done when the race started
Iggy: Me too *Drives*
Wario: *Farts*
Stargazing: Gross...
Boshi: Disgusting...
Wario: Sorry you just had to
Poochy: Pant pant *Iggy and Luigi pass Poochy*
Iggy: ME!
Luigi: NO ME!
Lakitu: It's Iggy or Luigi
Lakitu: The Koopa or the Human
Lakitu: The Genius or the Moron why did you call iggy a moron
Lakitu: The Good and the Bad!
Iggy: Heh heh!
Luigi: *Grabs Red Shell*
Iggy: OH NO!
Luigi: *Throws*
*Slo-Mo* slo-mo just happens in this world
*Shell hits Iggy*
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luigi: *Gives a Death Stare at Iggy* you just had to
Iggy: A Luigi Death Stare.... the rarest of all the death stares
Luigi: *Crosses Finish Line*
Iggy: he death stared me good...
Lakitu: LUIGI WINS!!
At the Awards Ceremony
Lakitu: In 3rd Place....Princess Peach!
Peach: Yay! i thought she crashed
Lakitu: In 2nd Place...Iggy Koopa!
Iggy: I was close...
Isabelle: You will next time because...*Kisses Iggy on cheek*
Iggy: Heh heh...*Faints in Love* your girlfriends literally a *bleep* *ba-dum tsss*
Lakitu: And in 1st place...
Lakitu: Luigi!!
Luigi: YAY! *Recieves Trophy*
Lakitu: Now we'll see you later in the year!
Everone: *Leaves*
Wario: I'll stay to win! *Starts Car*
Wario: *Explodes* why is wario so stupid in this story
Lakitu: Idiot
Everyone: *Laughs*
The End
In Dedication to all my fans
without you, we would'nt have reached
the 1000 View goal,
Thank you
-Iggy Koopa7777
dont take em too seriously though :P
No, he is not dead, it is unknownMagikrazy said:but seriously where is mario
is he dead
Lol, but noMagikrazy said:was he in the bathroom
Iggy Koopa7777 said:also i edited LuigiKart to fix the Mistakes i made
Iggy Koopa7777 said:Stagazing
Sorry, i did'nt notice that at all...Vaporeon said:Iggy Koopa7777 said:also i edited LuigiKart to fix the Mistakes i made
Iggy Koopa7777 said:Stagazing
Vaporeon said:Iggy Koopa7777 said:also i edited LuigiKart to fix the Mistakes i made
:Iggy Koopa7777 said:StagazingMagikrazy said:my comments are in boldIggy Koopa7777 said:Thank you all for 1000 Views youre welcome
Like you've all been waiting for... smash bros for wii u?
LuigiKart! thats fine too
Luigi: Ready? wait hold on... k now im ready
Lakitu: WELCOME TO LUIGIKART!! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, LAKITU?
*Cricket Chirping* wait was lakitu talking to this cricket? i dont think he needed to shout
Luigi: I have to send the invites... if luigi didnt send the invites out why did lakitu already assume it was starting
Luigi: *Sends Invites* by Tommorow thats kinda short notice luigi
Parakarry: Ok Luigi! ill definitely be able to send all these in a day
The Next Day
Peach: You first save me from the
Dreaded Iggy Koopa and now you
invite me Go-Karting!, how can this get
worse? does peach hate luigi or something wow what a *bleep* also since when does iggy kidnap peach isnt that bowsers thing
Iggy: *Comes*
Peach: YOU INVITED HIM!? *bleep* youve done nothing but complain since you got here go home
Luigi: We need to put our days behind us
and have some time together... did they break up or something
Peach: This is bad...-_- seriously the exits that way
???: Bleh heh heh Bleck! whos this guy count bleck has the exact same catchphrase
Luigi: Oh, he's here oh the guy who i thought died
Count Bleck: VILLAINS NEED TO RACE!, BLECK! so hes back to being a villain
Peach: 0_0, the destroyer of worlds!? did you not see the ending peach
Iggy: Grrr...He tried to steal my thunder
of world domination when did you and blumiere ever meet and what did he do
Baby Yoshi: LUIGI! IT'S A MIRACLE! I CAN TALK!
Luigi: you are lucky i sent you an invite
because i love you... so he loves everyone who showed up then
Boshi: And i hate Baby Yoshi suddenly a wild boshi appeared out of nowhere
Baby Yoshi: Boshi....-_- thats his name dont wear it out
Boshi: Tou invited the little runt, Greenie? no luigi did who the hell is tou
Boshi: Who cares? apparently you do
Luigi: He would'nt stop annoying me... you just said you love him to his face and you actually hate him youre an *bleep* luigi
Wario: Me too suddenly a wild wario appeared out of nowhere
Luigi: True... im unfazed by the fact that wario just appeared
Meanwhile in the Animal Crossing Verse as opposed to the chorus
???: *Looks in mail*
???: *Runs* ahh the mail scares me
Tom Nook: *Looks at Dropped Envelope* Hmm..? what is this witchcraft they call mail
At theMarioLuigi Verse btw where is mario did luigi kill him that would explain why peach hates him
Luigi: I wonder where is that person? you know, "that person" that nobody mentioned and i assume everyone knows who im referring to
???: I belive i'm here Luigi... oh wow i bet this person is very poised
???: *Trips* Ouch... SAKURAIIIII! well so much for poise
Isabelle: I'm Isabelle, Mayor's secratary of
Goodland hi isabelle have you met ???
Peach: She'll be nice i know this without ever having met her before
Isabelle: And- woah, what's with the Hottie? *Notices Iggy* she notices iggy after asking who the hottie is (and judging by the author, I assume shes supposed to be referring to him)
Luigi: Phfff...Iggy... figgy
Isabelle: He looks...Handsome... isabelle x iggy otp
Luigi: You have a wierd crush on him... its adam and eve not doggie and turtle monster
Isabelle: DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IGGY!!! im in love with him even though i just met him
Iggy: Uhhh...*Blushes* hes in love back even though she could easily be his dinner
Luigi: Let's race about time this is luigi kart after all
???: WAIT! ??? already showed up twice
Luigi: Oh wait... thanks for repeating what ??? just said luigi
Stagazing: I'm a racer along with Poochy! stargazing why did you steal god
Poochy: Bark Bark! Pant pant pant god why did you run away from 2257
Lakitu: Ok your guess is as good as mine lakitu
Lakitu: 3!
Count Bleck: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 2!
Iggy: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 1!
Poochy: Bark
Lakitu: GO! and theyre off in the way-out Wacky Races!
All: *Dashes* wait i thought they were in cars
Poochy: *Goes Slow* hes god he can take his time
Lakitu: Ya know they are going at
least at 90 MPH and you are going
5 Mph, you're too slow... i hope for your sake youre an atheist lakitu
Poochy: Woof! you will be danged to hell for questioning me
Wario: *Charges Engine* I am going to have a
Super Dash whats a super dash
Lakitu: It's going to explode... instead of helping you im just gonna watch you die
Wario: *Starts Engine* *Explodes and
gets launched into space* WAAAAAAAAAAA! rip in peace wario
Luigi: Get ready for Zero Gravity! are you talking to wario
Count Bleck: Zero Gravity? *Goes in Zero Gravity* well duh everyone went in zero-g
oh man... *Barfs* BLEEEEEEEEEECK!! does he always say bleck after he barfs
Boshi: Gross...*Grabs Item Block*
Give me something good!
Boshi: *Gets Super Mushroom* Ha-ha! *Uses*
Boshi: UH-OH! *Falls* and lakitu wont help you either i guess
Stargazing: You're good Luigi, but i'm better! i thought you were with poochy
Luigi: Oh yeah!?
Stargazing: Yeah!
Stargazing: *Recieves Green Shell from item block*
Luigi: OHNO!! YOKO!!
Stargazing: Steady and...
Luigi: Glider Ramp!
Stargazing: Huh?
Stargazing: *Car Falls* AHHHH...Oh wait
I'M FLYING!!! did luigi forget to tell everyone there was a glider ramp? hes trying to kill them like he did mario
Luigi: At least you can't hit me!
Stargazing: *Throws Green Shell*
Luigi: *Falls* AHHHHH!!!
Baby Yoshi: Wow she is good!
Boshi: Hope we don't get pummled oh i guess you are back
Baby Yoshi: Ya know, being rivals is stupid
Boshi: Yeah, let's- BANANA PEEL!!
Baby Yoshi: Ha ha!, that was mine! we never saw him throw it
Boshi: *Slips* *Crashes*
Baby Yoshi: Heh h- Uh oh
Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh Bleck!, I'll win
this race!, For Timpani! and shes still alive too i guess
Baby Yoshi: We already reunited you with Tippi
ya know, Me, Luigi, Peach and Iggy im pretty sure thats not how it happened
Count Bleck: Oh *Grabs Item Block* CRAZY 8!
Count Bleck: 8 Items!? who would have thought an item called crazy 8 gave me eight items
Baby Yoshi: *Bumps Count Bleck* Uh oh...KABOOOM
Count Bleck: MY ITEMS!!
Isabelle: Iggy, you're such a great racer!
Iggy: Thanks
Isabelle: And i will win
Iggy: After i hit you with this!
Iggy: *Grabs Mallet* New Item
Isabelle: I hate new item rosters hmm i wonder if the author hates new item rosters
Iggy: *Misses* DANG IT! wait did he throw the mallet or swing it if the latter i think he needs new glasses
Isabelle: Oh well, but your a hottie... you tried to physically abuse me but i still love because im just that attracted to turtle monsters
Iggy: 0_0 heh heh hooo... merry christmas! oh wait
Peach: I'm going to win Luigi! shes going to win luigi? since when is he the prize?
Luigi: Oh yeah well-
Peach: Look up! someone wrote gullible on the wall
Luigi: *Notices Spiny Shell*
Luigi: The Last Minute Blue Shell, the key
to ruined friendships
KABOOOM
Isabelle: I did it! did what
Iggy: 0_0 apparently iggy
Isabelle: uhhh...Iggy?
Luigi: *Crashes*
Peach: *Does U-Turn* on the track or did she just decide to give up
Isabelle: OH NO!
Both: *Crash* everyones crashing in this story
Baby Yoshi: Banana! *Throws Banana*
uh-oh *Slips and ends up in Pileup*
Iggy: I'll win!
Boshi: I'll win!
Count Bleck: The three of us are gonna crash and apparently we cant swerve out of the way
All: AHHHHH!!! *Crash*
Count Bleck: I did'nt crash! by some miracle
Wario: *Falls in front of Count Bleck*
Count Bleck: *Crashes* Why!?
Lakitu: Well...there is no racers so... because you left them to die you *bleep*
wait...Poochy is winning! of course hes god
Poochy: *Passes by slowly* Bark bark!
Luigi: He was going at 5 Mph and he's winning...
Stargazing: What a smart dog...
Luigi: I am not losing to him!
Luigi: *Starts Driving* which he probably should have done when the race started
Iggy: Me too *Drives*
Wario: *Farts*
Stargazing: Gross...
Boshi: Disgusting...
Wario: Sorry you just had to
Poochy: Pant pant *Iggy and Luigi pass Poochy*
Iggy: ME!
Luigi: NO ME!
Lakitu: It's Iggy or Luigi
Lakitu: The Koopa or the Human
Lakitu: The Genius or the Moron why did you call iggy a moron
Lakitu: The Good and the Bad!
Iggy: Heh heh!
Luigi: *Grabs Red Shell*
Iggy: OH NO!
Luigi: *Throws*
*Slo-Mo* slo-mo just happens in this world
*Shell hits Iggy*
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luigi: *Gives a Death Stare at Iggy* you just had to
Iggy: A Luigi Death Stare.... the rarest of all the death stares
Luigi: *Crosses Finish Line*
Iggy: he death stared me good...
Lakitu: LUIGI WINS!!
At the Awards Ceremony
Lakitu: In 3rd Place....Princess Peach!
Peach: Yay! i thought she crashed
Lakitu: In 2nd Place...Iggy Koopa!
Iggy: I was close...
Isabelle: You will next time because...*Kisses Iggy on cheek*
Iggy: Heh heh...*Faints in Love* your girlfriends literally a *bleep* *ba-dum tsss*
Lakitu: And in 1st place...
Lakitu: Luigi!!
Luigi: YAY! *Recieves Trophy*
Lakitu: Now we'll see you later in the year!
Everone: *Leaves*
Wario: I'll stay to win! *Starts Car*
Wario: *Explodes* why is wario so stupid in this story
Lakitu: Idiot
Everyone: *Laughs*
The End
In Dedication to all my fans
without you, we would'nt have reached
the 1000 View goal,
Thank you
-Iggy Koopa7777
dont take em too seriously though :P
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what do you mean by Adam & Eve?Iggy Koopa7777 said:It's so hilarious!Magikrazy said:my comments are in boldIggy Koopa7777 said:Thank you all for 1000 Views youre welcome
Like you've all been waiting for... smash bros for wii u?
LuigiKart! thats fine too
Luigi: Ready? wait hold on... k now im ready
Lakitu: WELCOME TO LUIGIKART!! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, LAKITU?
*Cricket Chirping* wait was lakitu talking to this cricket? i dont think he needed to shout
Luigi: I have to send the invites... if luigi didnt send the invites out why did lakitu already assume it was starting
Luigi: *Sends Invites* by Tommorow thats kinda short notice luigi
Parakarry: Ok Luigi! ill definitely be able to send all these in a day
The Next Day
Peach: You first save me from the
Dreaded Iggy Koopa and now you
invite me Go-Karting!, how can this get
worse? does peach hate luigi or something wow what a *bleep* also since when does iggy kidnap peach isnt that bowsers thing
Iggy: *Comes*
Peach: YOU INVITED HIM!? *bleep* youve done nothing but complain since you got here go home
Luigi: We need to put our days behind us
and have some time together... did they break up or something
Peach: This is bad...-_- seriously the exits that way
???: Bleh heh heh Bleck! whos this guy count bleck has the exact same catchphrase
Luigi: Oh, he's here oh the guy who i thought died
Count Bleck: VILLAINS NEED TO RACE!, BLECK! so hes back to being a villain
Peach: 0_0, the destroyer of worlds!? did you not see the ending peach
Iggy: Grrr...He tried to steal my thunder
of world domination when did you and blumiere ever meet and what did he do
Baby Yoshi: LUIGI! IT'S A MIRACLE! I CAN TALK!
Luigi: you are lucky i sent you an invite
because i love you... so he loves everyone who showed up then
Boshi: And i hate Baby Yoshi suddenly a wild boshi appeared out of nowhere
Baby Yoshi: Boshi....-_- thats his name dont wear it out
Boshi: Tou invited the little runt, Greenie? no luigi did who the hell is tou
Boshi: Who cares? apparently you do
Luigi: He would'nt stop annoying me... you just said you love him to his face and you actually hate him youre an *bleep* luigi
Wario: Me too suddenly a wild wario appeared out of nowhere
Luigi: True... im unfazed by the fact that wario just appeared
Meanwhile in the Animal Crossing Verse as opposed to the chorus
???: *Looks in mail*
???: *Runs* ahh the mail scares me
Tom Nook: *Looks at Dropped Envelope* Hmm..? what is this witchcraft they call mail
At theMarioLuigi Verse btw where is mario did luigi kill him that would explain why peach hates him
Luigi: I wonder where is that person? you know, "that person" that nobody mentioned and i assume everyone knows who im referring to
???: I belive i'm here Luigi... oh wow i bet this person is very poised
???: *Trips* Ouch... SAKURAIIIII! well so much for poise
Isabelle: I'm Isabelle, Mayor's secratary of
Goodland hi isabelle have you met ???
Peach: She'll be nice i know this without ever having met her before
Isabelle: And- woah, what's with the Hottie? *Notices Iggy* she notices iggy after asking who the hottie is (and judging by the author, I assume shes supposed to be referring to him)
Luigi: Phfff...Iggy... figgy
Isabelle: He looks...Handsome... isabelle x iggy otp
Luigi: You have a wierd crush on him... its adam and eve not doggie and turtle monster
Isabelle: DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IGGY!!! im in love with him even though i just met him
Iggy: Uhhh...*Blushes* hes in love back even though she could easily be his dinner
Luigi: Let's race about time this is luigi kart after all
???: WAIT! ??? already showed up twice
Luigi: Oh wait... thanks for repeating what ??? just said luigi
Stagazing: I'm a racer along with Poochy! stargazing why did you steal god
Poochy: Bark Bark! Pant pant pant god why did you run away from 2257
Lakitu: Ok your guess is as good as mine lakitu
Lakitu: 3!
Count Bleck: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 2!
Iggy: *Starts Engine*
Lakitu: 1!
Poochy: Bark
Lakitu: GO! and theyre off in the way-out Wacky Races!
All: *Dashes* wait i thought they were in cars
Poochy: *Goes Slow* hes god he can take his time
Lakitu: Ya know they are going at
least at 90 MPH and you are going
5 Mph, you're too slow... i hope for your sake youre an atheist lakitu
Poochy: Woof! you will be danged to hell for questioning me
Wario: *Charges Engine* I am going to have a
Super Dash whats a super dash
Lakitu: It's going to explode... instead of helping you im just gonna watch you die
Wario: *Starts Engine* *Explodes and
gets launched into space* WAAAAAAAAAAA! rip in peace wario
Luigi: Get ready for Zero Gravity! are you talking to wario
Count Bleck: Zero Gravity? *Goes in Zero Gravity* well duh everyone went in zero-g
oh man... *Barfs* BLEEEEEEEEEECK!! does he always say bleck after he barfs
Boshi: Gross...*Grabs Item Block*
Give me something good!
Boshi: *Gets Super Mushroom* Ha-ha! *Uses*
Boshi: UH-OH! *Falls* and lakitu wont help you either i guess
Stargazing: You're good Luigi, but i'm better! i thought you were with poochy
Luigi: Oh yeah!?
Stargazing: Yeah!
Stargazing: *Recieves Green Shell from item block*
Luigi: OHNO!! YOKO!!
Stargazing: Steady and...
Luigi: Glider Ramp!
Stargazing: Huh?
Stargazing: *Car Falls* AHHHH...Oh wait
I'M FLYING!!! did luigi forget to tell everyone there was a glider ramp? hes trying to kill them like he did mario
Luigi: At least you can't hit me!
Stargazing: *Throws Green Shell*
Luigi: *Falls* AHHHHH!!!
Baby Yoshi: Wow she is good!
Boshi: Hope we don't get pummled oh i guess you are back
Baby Yoshi: Ya know, being rivals is stupid
Boshi: Yeah, let's- BANANA PEEL!!
Baby Yoshi: Ha ha!, that was mine! we never saw him throw it
Boshi: *Slips* *Crashes*
Baby Yoshi: Heh h- Uh oh
Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh Bleck!, I'll win
this race!, For Timpani! and shes still alive too i guess
Baby Yoshi: We already reunited you with Tippi
ya know, Me, Luigi, Peach and Iggy im pretty sure thats not how it happened
Count Bleck: Oh *Grabs Item Block* CRAZY 8!
Count Bleck: 8 Items!? who would have thought an item called crazy 8 gave me eight items
Baby Yoshi: *Bumps Count Bleck* Uh oh...KABOOOM
Count Bleck: MY ITEMS!!
Isabelle: Iggy, you're such a great racer!
Iggy: Thanks
Isabelle: And i will win
Iggy: After i hit you with this!
Iggy: *Grabs Mallet* New Item
Isabelle: I hate new item rosters hmm i wonder if the author hates new item rosters
Iggy: *Misses* DANG IT! wait did he throw the mallet or swing it if the latter i think he needs new glasses
Isabelle: Oh well, but your a hottie... you tried to physically abuse me but i still love because im just that attracted to turtle monsters
Iggy: 0_0 heh heh hooo... merry christmas! oh wait
Peach: I'm going to win Luigi! shes going to win luigi? since when is he the prize?
Luigi: Oh yeah well-
Peach: Look up! someone wrote gullible on the wall
Luigi: *Notices Spiny Shell*
Luigi: The Last Minute Blue Shell, the key
to ruined friendships
KABOOOM
Isabelle: I did it! did what
Iggy: 0_0 apparently iggy
Isabelle: uhhh...Iggy?
Luigi: *Crashes*
Peach: *Does U-Turn* on the track or did she just decide to give up
Isabelle: OH NO!
Both: *Crash* everyones crashing in this story
Baby Yoshi: Banana! *Throws Banana*
uh-oh *Slips and ends up in Pileup*
Iggy: I'll win!
Boshi: I'll win!
Count Bleck: The three of us are gonna crash and apparently we cant swerve out of the way
All: AHHHHH!!! *Crash*
Count Bleck: I did'nt crash! by some miracle
Wario: *Falls in front of Count Bleck*
Count Bleck: *Crashes* Why!?
Lakitu: Well...there is no racers so... because you left them to die you *bleep*
wait...Poochy is winning! of course hes god
Poochy: *Passes by slowly* Bark bark!
Luigi: He was going at 5 Mph and he's winning...
Stargazing: What a smart dog...
Luigi: I am not losing to him!
Luigi: *Starts Driving* which he probably should have done when the race started
Iggy: Me too *Drives*
Wario: *Farts*
Stargazing: Gross...
Boshi: Disgusting...
Wario: Sorry you just had to
Poochy: Pant pant *Iggy and Luigi pass Poochy*
Iggy: ME!
Luigi: NO ME!
Lakitu: It's Iggy or Luigi
Lakitu: The Koopa or the Human
Lakitu: The Genius or the Moron why did you call iggy a moron
Lakitu: The Good and the Bad!
Iggy: Heh heh!
Luigi: *Grabs Red Shell*
Iggy: OH NO!
Luigi: *Throws*
*Slo-Mo* slo-mo just happens in this world
*Shell hits Iggy*
Iggy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luigi: *Gives a Death Stare at Iggy* you just had to
Iggy: A Luigi Death Stare.... the rarest of all the death stares
Luigi: *Crosses Finish Line*
Iggy: he death stared me good...
Lakitu: LUIGI WINS!!
At the Awards Ceremony
Lakitu: In 3rd Place....Princess Peach!
Peach: Yay! i thought she crashed
Lakitu: In 2nd Place...Iggy Koopa!
Iggy: I was close...
Isabelle: You will next time because...*Kisses Iggy on cheek*
Iggy: Heh heh...*Faints in Love* your girlfriends literally a *bleep* *ba-dum tsss*
Lakitu: And in 1st place...
Lakitu: Luigi!!
Luigi: YAY! *Recieves Trophy*
Lakitu: Now we'll see you later in the year!
Everone: *Leaves*
Wario: I'll stay to win! *Starts Car*
Wario: *Explodes* why is wario so stupid in this story
Lakitu: Idiot
Everyone: *Laughs*
The End
In Dedication to all my fans
without you, we would'nt have reached
the 1000 View goal,
Thank you
-Iggy Koopa7777
dont take em too seriously though :P
Lol
It's like a Cinema Sins of my Fanfiction
I love it
Bowser: No, you're gonna shrink them KamekWhen their father
Bowser has a night out
Luigi has to babysit
Bowser's Seven Kids,
what can possibly go
wrong?, when Koopalings turn
AGAINST Luigi
yes, is because i like the funny accent the Narrator hasMagikrazy said:I read most of the story and will do a commentary later.
It's good so far, but are you spelling later "laytor" on purpose?
I just Hate Bowser Jr.Magikrazy said:I assume this series takes place before Bowser Jr's birth?
Or maybe he was just a baby Koopa?