Superpowers aren't always so super...

[Koopakoolklub]

You also have to make a maze when you make corn to get it.
The power to know what I need in a snap

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Looks like a maize of corn then.

However, your power makes you limited in wanting always a bottle of milk.

I wish I had the power to buy eggs.

 

[Krizzy]

Now every single store you ever go to will only sell dinosaur egg fossils.

The power to always do.

 

[Magikrazy]

no one wants to do with you

the power to turn into almost everyone

 

[Meta Knight]

You can't turn into yourself.

The ability to spawn anything I desire in anywhere I want.

 

[LN1]

You get taxed depending on what you spawn

The power to have no power

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

You get a power anyways.

The power to make infinite chicken.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

The chickens conspire to kill you.

Becoming God.

 

[TinTinfinite]

You accidentally summoned large storms and earthquakes, killing lots of people.

Radioactive powers

 

[Magikrazy]

You die of cancer.
Every cancer.

Power to melt

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

You melt yourself and die.

Power to fly.

 

[Magikrazy]

Not being able to breathe at very high altitude

The power to understand women

 

[Krizzy]

You now understand that all women (and, in fact, literally every human being besides you) is actually lizard monster aliens.

The power to do everything I want.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

You get bored.

The power to destroy TV shows you don't like.

 

[TinTinfinite]

More commercials will show up.

The power to get unlimited lives.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Humanity dies out and you're left all alone.

The power to eat endlessly without filling up.

 

[TheFarmboy]

You became a planet that has it's own gravitational pull, then you explode.

The power of money like Batman and Iron Man.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The only thing you can do after this is star in Batman & Robin and the typical movie-licensed video game.

I wish I had the power to shave my hair.

 

[Stargazing]

It grows back immediately afterwards.

I wish I had hydrokinesis.

 

[TinTinfinite]

You get swept away by a tsunami.

The power to control other people by a game controller.

 

[Dardy]

The controller malfunctioned, and all users are coming towards you.

Wish I can teleport to anywhere I like.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

You teleport, but never come back. That was done before, but w/e.

The ability to beat anyone in smash.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Everyone you beat in Smash becomes suicidal, and you have to live with the guilt of all those deaths.

The ability to create matter in any form you wish and in any shape you wish.

 

[TheFarmboy]

It implodes on itself for a second after its creation.

The ability to convince everyone to your ideas with your words.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

You end up becoming a dictator, and get assassinated.

Power to create infinite nachos.