Mario Theories and Why you hate Them

What Mario Video Game Theory do you hate?

  • Super Mario Bros. 3 is a Play

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Luigi is Dead

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Peach has Stolkholm Syndrome

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Daisy is Deformed

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Koopalings are Boom Booms

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • King Boo is Bowser's Ghost

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Donkey Kong is Anti-American Propaganda

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .
Da_Bob-omb said:
On the subject of Game Theories, too many people take that show seriously. I think they're interesting to watch but it's just for entertainment.
I literaly just said that a couple of posts ago, but yeah I agree with you.
 
mario theories in general are very stupid and ungodly dull so im sure you can figure out what i think about them.
 
Magikrazy said:
also "OMG MARIO STEP ON LLUIGI FOOT HES EVIULLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZ!!1!1111!!2!@12W1"
I agree, that was a bad evidence. Mario killing or punching Luigi is a lot more evil. A lot of the stuff can be proven wrong or not that evil.

Mario is pointing every time Yoshi is about to gulp someone, he is not hurting him.

However I don't know what to say about the Donkey Kong games.
 
yoshiking14x said:
Magikrazy said:
also "OMG MARIO STEP ON LLUIGI FOOT HES EVIULLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZ!!1!1111!!2!@12W1"
I agree, that was a bad evidence. Mario killing or punching Luigi is a lot more evil. A lot of the stuff can be proven wrong or not that evil.

Mario is pointing every time Yoshi is about to gulp someone, he is not hurting him.

However I don't know what to say about the Donkey Kong games.
The "Mario is an abusive brother" theories seem really unnecessary to me, I mean, there are a lot of moments in the M&L series specifically that show the bros care about each other a lot
 
Yasuke Matsuda said:
yoshiking14x said:
Magikrazy said:
also "OMG MARIO STEP ON LLUIGI FOOT HES EVIULLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZ!!1!1111!!2!@12W1"
I agree, that was a bad evidence. Mario killing or punching Luigi is a lot more evil. A lot of the stuff can be proven wrong or not that evil.

Mario is pointing every time Yoshi is about to gulp someone, he is not hurting him.

However I don't know what to say about the Donkey Kong games.
The "Mario is an abusive brother" theories seem really unnecessary to me, I mean, there are a lot of moments in the M&L series specifically that show the bros care about each other a lot
And Mario “ditching” Yoshi is most likely about Yoshi sacrificing himself by throwing Mario so he can rescue Peach and the other Yoshis.

And Mario no longer or rarely hanging around with Pauline could be a result of some conflict either the following happened:
1.Pauline was being mean or something and caused Mario to break up.
2.Mario and Pauline's relationship is something else. Same goes with Daisy.
 
yoshiking14x said:
Yasuke Matsuda said:
yoshiking14x said:
Magikrazy said:
also "OMG MARIO STEP ON LLUIGI FOOT HES EVIULLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZ!!1!1111!!2!@12W1"
I agree, that was a bad evidence. Mario killing or punching Luigi is a lot more evil. A lot of the stuff can be proven wrong or not that evil.

Mario is pointing every time Yoshi is about to gulp someone, he is not hurting him.

However I don't know what to say about the Donkey Kong games.
The "Mario is an abusive brother" theories seem really unnecessary to me, I mean, there are a lot of moments in the M&L series specifically that show the bros care about each other a lot
And Mario “ditching” Yoshi is most likely about Yoshi sacrificing himself by throwing Mario so he can rescue Peach and the other Yoshis.

And Mario no longer or rarely hanging around with Pauline could be a result of some conflict either the following happened:
1.Pauline was being mean or something and caused Mario to break up.
2.Mario and Pauline's relationship is something else. Same goes with Daisy.
Mario and Pauline/Daisy is a wierd match

Gnoggin Makes the WORST Theories about the Koopalings
 
is gnoggin even that huge a youtube star

or did you just come across one video of his saying he believes koopalings are of the same species as Boom Boom and you took it personally
 
pretty much all of these are stupid except super mario bros 3 being a play, i believe that one
 
Magikrazy said:
is gnoggin even that huge a youtube star

or did you just come across one video of his saying he believes koopalings are of the same species as Boom Boom and you took it personally
Uhh....yes
 
Iggy Koopa7777 said:
Magikrazy said:
is gnoggin even that huge a youtube star

or did you just come across one video of his saying he believes koopalings are of the same species as Boom Boom and you took it personally
Uhh....yes

....did you really take it personally?

i mean a theory for christs sake
 
Personally I found his Koopalings are Boom Booms thing interesting. It's something I never really thought about before. Though I've never cared too much about the Koopalings if they were Bowser's actual children or not. (Plus I found the part with Roy's sunglasses and the burning minions hilarious). He kinda does a bit of an overthinking thing with applying real life Genetics to the Mario series. But otherwise a fun video, I think you may be just a little too worked up since it goes against everything your headcanon stands for. You don't have to believe him, if you don't like Mario theories just don't watch them. It only gets annoying if some people insist that the theory is fact, which I don't think that's the intention of the people behind the videos. Those who treat Game Theory and/or Gnoggin as gospel for explaining everything are watching them the wrong way. As are people who watch them and get upset about it.

Gnoggin's best video anyway is his theory that the kid that many believe the Smash Bros. series is about playing with his toys is autistic. He brings up several facts that are real about Autism, better then most sources actually do. And while of course like all other theories there is no possible way the game designers actually intended to make what the series was about in the background. But still provided some neat insights on the subject in an entertaining and thought-provoking way.
 
Northern Verve said:
Overthinking things in fiction are fun for some people, and these theories provide fun for such people who like that kind of stuff.

i don't mind overthinking some things but game theory is incredibly painfully unfunny

Iggy Koopa7777 said:
yoshiking14x said:
I don't like the idea of the Mario series being nothing but a drug trip of Mario's.
True True, They say Mario is on Drugs because of the Super Mushroom

if there's one thing that's tired and really unfunny, it's the mushrooms = drugs joke
 
Its really obvious that the Koopalings are not Boom Booms, they would had been called Boomilings, Boombites or something.
 
yoshiking14x said:
Its really obvious that the Koopalings are not Boom Booms, they would had been called Boomilings, Boombites or something.

Lakitus are considered a sub-species of Koopas. Boom Booms can be the same way.
 
Yasuke Matsuda said:
Mushrooms = drugs has been beaten to death a long time ago yes
Yeah, just to reiterate, it wasn't funny the first million times.

The Mario is Mental thing, I'm not particularly fond of because....
 
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