Would you Rather? Mario Edition

Waluigi, since Bowser technically already has BIS.

Would you rather ship Bowser x Mimi or Dimentio x Cackletta?
 
Bowser and Mimi

Would you rather...
have a horrible Mario Fanart image stuck in your head
(I have one)
or
Speak Chain Chomp for your entire life and be
unable to learn english
 
Horrible fanart image, preferably not any rule 34.

Would you rather...
Live in the Mario universe but nobody likes you for unknown reason.
or
Have a Mario character of your choice as a roommate but they are not capable of speaking any human language and can be quite annoying as a result.
 
The latter, since I could learn a new language out of it. (Luigi might speak Italian for sure, or Daisy knows Chinese.)

Would you rather work for Bowser, or Sir Grodus?
 
Bowser, i'm his son

Would you rather...
Have Iggy Koopa's demented Laugh
or
Only thing can say is a Chain Chomp's
Bark
 
Filpside, I am into MODERN TIMES

Would you rather...
Choke on a Poison Mushroom
or
Get hit by a Bullet Bill in the Face
 
Get hit by a Bullet Bill in the Face. But hey it's just a theory.

Would you rather:
Have a pet Yoshi or
Be Mario's slave
 
Bowser, but only if I was face to face against 64's or Galaxy's.

Would you rather:
Live in Toad Town and be insignificant
or
Live in Bowser's Castle and everyone is trying to kill you.
 
Waluigi. :waluigi: WAAAAAA!!! Would you rather...... Be a Thwomp so you'll get your ass hurt EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO MOVE? Or be a Whomp to ALWAYS have an oversized bandage stuck on your back?
 
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