What if?

Annoy the heck out of everyone for the fun of it.

What would you do if you got invited to a Mario Kart race?
 
(This sounds fun.)

Freak out and murder Mario on the racetrack.

What if it was the Year of Luigi again, and there was a game where Luigi saves Daisy?
 
I would be splattered by memes, ran over by a Krak-On Splatroller and ask my Inkling girl to go out.

What if your Smash ballot character made it in Smash?
 
I'd probably lose 50 IQ points on the next IQ test I take, per Dickwad theory.

What if all of the food in your refrigerator turned into cow liver, and every food you touch in refrigerators turn to cow liver?
 
I'll be eating a lot of non-refrigerated stuff for the rest of my life.

What if you suddenly had 2 million dollars worth of jelly appear in your backyard?
 
I'd share it with my friends. I'll probably ask the local scientists of how and why the heck is there jelly in my yard.

What if everything you touched turned to gold, but you have to eat it?
 
Throw all of them on a person I hate and run like heck.

What if people actually cared about Thanksgiving rather than skipping to Christmas?
 
You shouldn't bump old threads.

Anyway, I'd skip out.

What if Luigi was right outside your house?
 
A couple weeks isn't bad.

I'd ask him if he could give me a YoshI egg that was to hatch.

What if you had a pet baby panda
 
I'm already in smash

What if you won a free vehicle from Mario kart 8?
 
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