What would you do if the Grinch broke into your house?

yoshiking14x

yoshiking14x

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:yoshi: : It's the month of the Grinch... Pretend he is real and he is the size of a human and he is on your house. He is either stealing objects or trying to kidnap someone you know. What would yo do?
 
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
 
I will make him run... by chasing me when I am scared of his presence. I will grab a baseball bat and wait for him to come and whack his green ugly head. Then call the cops or put him in a zoo.
 
he is not real so nothing

and if he were real still nothing because whoville is located on a dust speck

and if i were the same size as him still nothing because i know how the story ends
 
If the grinch got into my house? I AM THE GRINCH!
Forshadowing of Christmas Comic? The world may never know.
 
Javelin said:
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
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^this except use machete instead of gun because I don't to blow a hole(s) in the wall by accident
 
why would the grinch be doing this anyway

thats not how he was in the ending, i say

in fact, his heart grew three sizes in the book

and you would all know that if you just took a look
 
magikrazy, would you stop with the rhyme
im not saying its a crime
neither am i saying it doesnt have a certain chime
but this isnt the time

what is this thread supposed to mean
as we all know, the grinch is a good bean


no really
what is this thread
 
Kotori Minami said:
Javelin said:
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
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^this except use machete instead of gun because I don't to blow a hole(s) in the wall by accident
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...you'd rather have blood everywhere, including on you?
 
The situation would be creepier if the Grinch made that face when he comes up with an idea. I think I would be paralyzed if he did that and I doubt I would do something about it.
 
Javelin said:
Kotori Minami said:
Javelin said:
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
Click to expand...
^this except use machete instead of gun because I don't to blow a hole(s) in the wall by accident
Click to expand...
...you'd rather have blood everywhere, including on you?
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well cleaning up blood is easier than fixing a wall so yeah
 
yoshiking14x said:
The situation would be creepier if the Grinch made that face when he comes up with an idea. I think I would be paralyzed if he did that and I doubt I would do something about it.
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you did read the end of the grinch right

he was reformed and gave everything back

he even carved the roast beast

you guys are all assuming he magically turned evil again for no reason

if he did break in your house, it would probably be to give you presents
 
Kotori Minami said:
Javelin said:
Kotori Minami said:
Javelin said:
take shotgun

shoot bizarre large green thing before it does something dangerous

sell the body of newly discovered species to the highest bidder
Click to expand...
^this except use machete instead of gun because I don't to blow a hole(s) in the wall by accident
Click to expand...
...you'd rather have blood everywhere, including on you?
Click to expand...
well cleaning up blood is easier than fixing a wall so yeah
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it really depends on the room, honestly. if it's just a plaster wall (like 99% of house inner walls) then you could just spackle it and repaint it and it's good as new

as for blood, you'd have to hope you don't have a carpeted floor because blood is ridiculously hard to get out of carpet (or fabric of any kind)
 
like one room in my house is carpeted so it's unlikely i'd have to worry about that
 
maybe he wants to kill him with a blade so he can bathe in blood?

just a thought
 
goddammit stop talking about killing the grinch

if you need to kill a dr seuss character kill the jibboo
mh4wib.jpg

fuckin creepy ass bird man go away
 
The Jibboo was the best. It doesn't look much worse than the Sneetches.
 
Magikrazy said:
yoshiking14x said:
The situation would be creepier if the Grinch made that face when he comes up with an idea. I think I would be paralyzed if he did that and I doubt I would do something about it.
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you did read the end of the grinch right

he was reformed and gave everything back

he even carved the roast beast

you guys are all assuming he magically turned evil again for no reason

if he did break in your house, it would probably be to give you presents
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Yes I read the ending but most people know him as being mean just like They recognize the Hulk alot easier than Bruce Banner or Beast over Prince “Adam”. The Grinch is no Grinch is he not mean. Two adaptions made him mean again: “The Grinch Grinches the cat” and “Halloween is Grinch Night” which both seemed to have Dr.Seuss involved.

The Jiboo does appear on the Halloween special as cameo.
 
Gaston: He(the Grinch)will take your children! Let's kill the beast!

*Everyone but Cindy Who and Max grabbed torches and pitchforks and followed Gaston to mount Crumpit*
 
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