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Bless the PGP, love the PGP

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Pink Gold Peach is the second metal character to appear, in Mario Kart 8. But unlike Metal Mario, she is not made of ordinary metal. Not some lame metal which can rust. Her body is entirely gold, but that's not all, that gold is very special, it's pink gold, 100% pure gold, extremely rare, worth of 24 karat. The royal pink gold, can't be rusted, guarante Pink Gold Peach to always keep her radiance. If it was not already beautiful, her earrings, brooch, and crown jewels are made of diamond, the most solid rock in the universe. Such elegancy can't be describe with words, Pink Gold Peach is the most valuable character in Mario universe, 1 000 000 coins is not even worth of this beauty. When she joins her friends to race, they can't resist to look at her, they are jealous of such fanciness. Diddy Kong, Bowser Jr., Birdo, King Boo, Funky Kong, etc, they can go to hell, who needs them when instead you can get the mighty Pink Gold Peach. Invaluable, that's the least one can say. Metal Mario can be sure of one thing, he found the perfect love.

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