[/quote]Walkazo said:Yeah, it'd actually be kinda be perfectly in character for Bowser to kidnap Peach every week. Besides, the vast majority of Mario games are spin-offs that don't involve kidnapping at all: there's only 15 non-remake Super Mario titles (not including SMB2 and BSSMUSA), 9 RPGs, and a handful of random one-offs and games with Bowser bothering people other than Peach. So, even at once a month, you can still get the entire series done in under three years (with all the spinoffs coming between the srsbsns adventures).
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Super Mario Bros. - Sept. 13, 1985
(Super Mario Bros. Special) - 1986
(Vs. Super Mario Bros.) - 1986
(All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros.) - 1986
(Super Mario Bros. (G&W game)) - Aug. 19, 1987
(Super Mario Bros. Deluxe) - May, 1999
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels - June 3, 1986
Super Mario Bros. 2 - Sept. 1, 1988
(Super Mario Advance) - March 21, 2001
Super Mario Bros. 3 - Oct. 23, 1988
(Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3) - July 11, 2003
Super Mario World - Nov. 21, 1990
(Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2) - Dec. 2001
(Super Mario All-Stars) - July 14, 1993
(Super Mario All-Stars Limited Edition) - Oct. 21, 2010
BS Super Mario USA - March 31, 1996 (ends April 21, 1996)
Super Mario 64 - June 23, 1996
(Super Mario 64 DS) - Nov. 21, 2004
Super Mario Sunshine - July 19, 2002
New Super Mario Bros. - May 15, 2006
Super Mario Galaxy - Nov. 1, 2007
New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Nov. 12, 2009
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - May 23, 2010
Super Mario 3D Land - Nov. 3, 2011
New Super Mario Bros. 2 - July 28, 2012
New Super Mario Bros. U - November 18, 2012
New Super Luigi U - June 19, 2013
Super Mario 3D World - November 21, 2013
Mario is Missing! - 1992
Mario's Time Machine - Dec. 1993
Yoshi's Safari - July 14, 1993
Hotel Mario - Dec. 31, 1994
Tetris Attack - Aug. 1996
Super Princess Peach - Oct. 20, 2005
Yoshi's Island DS - Nov. 13, 2006
Yoshi's New Island - March 14, 2014
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker - November 13, 2014
(possibly other edutainment/etc. games)
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars - March 6, 1996
Paper Mario - Aug. 11, 2000
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - July 22, 2004
Super Paper Mario - April 9, 2007
Paper Mario: Sticker Star - November 11, 2012
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga - Nov. 17, 2003
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time - Nov. 28, 2005
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - Feb. 11, 2009
Mario & Luigi: Dream Team - July 12, 2013
I'm going to do that. I will play every single game on this list that I have access to, and prove your point. I accept the challenge!