9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

335. Being able to get close enough to a star for it to do anything to you, except melt you in a nanosecond.
 
337. Lollipops that taste like lightning.
 
338: Lightning that shrinks people (unless you count being burnt to smithereens "shrinking)
 
339. Walking plants that wear polka-dotted speedos.
 
343. Pink apples.
344. Blue apples.
345. Black apples.
 
1-Ú¶ $‡®øøππ said:
$†øøߥ said:
343. Pink apples.
344. Blue apples.
345. Black apples.
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I said pink apples.

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No, you said "Pink apples that turn people into peaches". I was talking about pink apples in general.
 
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$†øøߥ said:
1-Ú¶ $‡®øøππ said:
$†øøߥ said:
343. Pink apples.
344. Blue apples.
345. Black apples.
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I said pink apples.

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No, you said "Pink apples that turn people into peaches". I was talking about pink apples in general.
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346. Mushrooms, Stars, and other inanimate objects with eyes
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Technically, stars are animate. =P </nit-pick>

347. A race where people throw turtle shells at each other.
 
Spirit in the Sky said:
348: Hammer Bros. that use L33t-speak.
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*Shudders*
I hate the game that game they're in. Worst game ever IMO.
Back on topic: Ghosts that are sucked up by vacuums. *Turns to person beside me* We haven't had that one yet... have we?
 
350. Ghosts stunned by light.
351. Giant houses full of unrelated people who all die at some point.
352. Ghost hunters with houses in front of giant haunted places.
 
^ Apparently, in the real world some fish protect their fry by having them in it's mouth, but Big Bertha uses them for attacking...

358. Undead fish.
359. Large rocks that Float and Fall. (Thwomps)
 
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