9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Lario]

151. Puroke Mushrooms from outer space that invade lands for not-so well known reasons.
152. Plumbers who seem to be everyday heroes... Of stuff that doesn't involve plumbing.

 

[Smiddle]

143. Monarchy that doesn't suck.

Meanie.

153. Large marshmallow-ey things who think they're frogs.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

154. Dinosaurs.

Those exist(ed)

 

[Smiddle]

155. Galaxies whose diametres are less than a lightyear.

 

[Lario]

156. "Time Holes"
157. The ability to appear on another planet as a backround person of something that stars another guy. (Kirby Super Star... LOL.)

 

[Smiley The Hun]

156. "Time Holes"
157. The ability to appear on another planet as a backround person of something that stars another guy. (Kirby Super Star... LOL.)

158. Kids that look like Bowser and only appear in the Mario Party Series.

 

[Lario]

159. Turles that race unsupecting plumbers.
160. A huge penguin that races people by sliding, and the fact it grows fatter after someone collects 120 of something important. (SM64)

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

161:MARIO

 

[Lario]

162. Good people who unplug toasters to lower bad people's electricity bills.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

162. Good people who unplug toasters to lower bad people's electricity bills.

163. Hotels where no one is apparantly staying

 

[InfectedShroom]

164: Vacuum-y plumbing.

 

[Mario]

165: Worlds that exist on clouds.

 

[Lario]

166. Turtles that throw stuff.

 

[Mario]

167: The ability to manipulate water into allowing you to hover off the ground.

 

[Lario]

168. The ability to create fireballs underwater.

 

[Mario]

169: The ability to have an infinite amount of barrels to throw.

 

[Lario]

170. The ability to shrink after being touched by something.

 

[Mario]

171: The ability to remain intact and undamaged after getting wet in Paper form.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

171: The ability to remain intact and undamaged after getting wet in Paper form.

paper can do that.

 

[Lario]

172. The ability to ride on a cloud.

 

[Mario]

171: The ability to remain intact and undamaged after getting wet in Paper form.

paper can do that.

Of course it can, but it would certainly be more flimsy and susceptible to damage.

Paper Mario isn't affected at all.

173: The ability to be shot out of a cannon without being injured in any way.

 

[Stooben]

174: The ability to grow plants with tears.

 

[Mario]

175: The ability to ground pound.

 

[ShyGuy27]

175: The ability to ground pound.

My friend can do that.

 

[Mario]

175: The ability to ground pound.

My friend can do that.

It's possible, but the way that the Mario Characters do it is impossible.