9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[ShyGuy27]

175: The ability to ground pound.

My friend can do that.

It's possible, but the way that the Mario Characters do it is impossible.

But... that's how my friend does it.

 

[Mario]

175: The ability to ground pound.

My friend can do that.

It's possible, but the way that the Mario Characters do it is impossible.

But... that's how my friend does it.

I understand what you're saying, but it's impossible to stop in the air, flip, and then pound down.

Anyway, back on topic.

176: The ability to drive a kart on a rainbow.

 

[Stooben]

177. The ability to drive a kart through a cannon and it survive.

 

[Mario]

178: The ability to get hit by various items but never fall off the kart and/or get injured.

 

[Stooben]

179: The ability for a banana peel to actually wipe out a kart.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

180. Rage Vibe.
181. Joy Vibes. (It makes Peach fly )

 

[Stooben]

181. Joy Vibes. (It makes Peach fly )

That's not all it does

182. Hot air balloons that can be powered by anger.

 

[Mario]

183: Houses made out of giant mushrooms.

 

[Stooben]

184. Cars made out of giant mushrooms.

 

[Mario]

Cars that are actually bob-ombs.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

186. Sarasaland

 

[Mario]

187: Dinosaur Land

 

[Lario]

188. The Mushroom Kingdom itself. (I hope Rudnicki doesn't come here...)

 

[Mario]

189: Turtles with wings. (Me too)

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

190:Spaghetti

 

[Lario]

190:Spaghetti

... And 'lotsa it.

191. People who want to cause power outages with tons of toasters.

 

[Mario]

192: Snakes made out of fire.

 

[Lario]

193. Two Head Snakes that attack people in their dreams.

 

[Stooben]

194: A dinosaur with a bow on its head.

 

[Mario]

195: Lava that makes you bounce high in the air instead of incinerating you.

 

[Lario]

196. Deals for you of something you can't see. (NSMB... Those backgrounds for the lower screen you can buy.)

 

[Mario]

197: Snails with giant horns.

 

[Lario]

198. Snails with feet.

 

[Mario]

199: Snails having almost the same appearance as a turtle.

 

[Lario]

200! : People who jump on nearly everything they see.