9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

[Mario]

201: The Stork.

 

[Lario]

... That delivers babies.

202. Turtles who see the future.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

... That delivers babies.

202. Turtles who see the future.

203.A mouse that can talk.

 

[Stooben]

204. A turtle that can talk.

 

[1337Yoshi]

205. Giant floating coins that vaporize when you touch them.

 

[Stooben]

206. Blue Coins

 

[Smiley The Hun]

206.Red Coins.

 

[Yoshario]

Talking turtles. No wait, talking turtles do exist in real life. Don't they? DONT THEY? DONT THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DO! SOMEONE TELL ME THEY DO!!!!!!!!



GRRR!!!!!

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Talking turtles. No wait, talking turtles do exist in real life. Don't they? DONT THEY? DONT THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DO! SOMEONE TELL ME THEY DO!!!!!!!!



GRRR!!!!!

Ill pretend that never happened.

208. Test Levels

 

[Lario]

209. People who kick shells that are unaffected by friction.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

2.10 Purple Coins

 

[Xluidi]

2.10 Purple Coins

211. A Life Counter

 

[Smiddle]

212. The Enclosed Instruction Book

 

[Mario]

213: Stars that actually fall and land on earth.

 

[Stooben]

214. A spring that can make you jump more that 10x higher than your actual height.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

2.15 Flat bed ferry.

 

[Mario]

216: Random holes in the ground that never seem to end.

 

[Stooben]

217: Plumbing that allows you to travel great distances in mere microseconds.

 

[Mario]

218: Fish that jump 30+ feet out of the water.

 

[Lario]

219. Stars that jump.

 

[Mario]

220: Flowers that float in midair.

 

[Stooben]

221: Flowers that can live out of the ground.

 

[Smiley The Hun]

222.Topman.

 

[Lario]

223. Plants that grow more than several inches in a second.

 

[Lario]

224. Plants that shoot fireballs.
225. Plants that sleep walk.

Yes I double posted, but you can do that after three hours of the last post...