9,000 Things in Mario games that don't exist in the Real World

254. Hills that are like platuas (I know I spelt it wrong...) only with a half-circular top.
 
255: A stage popping out of nowhere when a battle ensues.
 
256. The ability to be paper and auctually walk somewhere without depth (Or is it width?).
 
jaffffey said:
258: Having your cowardly brother be more popular than you
259: A human having a fungus as a Grandmother (Peach's Grandma)
258 doesn't count because that's the fan base...

The current 259. Things that talk without mouths. (Bob-Ombs...)
 
261. Babies allowed to drive.
262. Bomb cars.
263. Giant cars... (That one highway course in MKW.)
 
Sushiario said:
I said that already.
Lario said:
261. Babies allowed to drive.
262. Bomb cars.
263. Giant cars... (That one highway course in MKW.)
Fix'd
You said driving babies, which means they can drive.

I said that the fact they're allowed to drive, which is something a bit different...
 
Lario said:
Sushiario said:
I said that already.
Lario said:
261. Babies allowed to drive.
262. Bomb cars.
263. Giant cars... (That one highway course in MKW.)
Fix'd
You said driving babies, which means they can drive.

I said that the fact they're allowed to drive, which is something a bit different...
Well, we are probably not gonna get to 9,000 in a couple of years so for our purposes, lets let that count :D
 
'K....

264. Things that walk off cliffs with no hesitation. (Don't you know in the platformers...)
265. Things with wings but a lack of feathers overall.
266. People who are apart of royalt who always gets kidnapped yet always saved without much of any scratches...
 
^ On 276, don't you mean SKULLS?

278. Fireballs that always come out of the same areas in lava.
 
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