post any random Mario thought on your mind

[Mcmadness]

LMAO WHAT

It's what happens when your 2 lead actors are utterly fed up with the movie they are working on.

 

[Toasty Toad]

Did you even watch the video?
And I read the first parts of the thread and there is a character called captain toad

 

[Christmas Who?]

Did you even watch the video?
And I read the first parts of the thread and there is a character called captain toad

Uh

I'm confused.

 

[Toasty Toad]

ok i posted a video about the terrible live action mario movie in the last page

 

[Christmas Who?]

ok i posted a video about the terrible live action mario movie in the last page

Okay.

That's a satirical video, not the actual pitch meeting.

 

[Toasty Toad]

No I was saying the pitch meeting was probably like that

 

[Christmas Who?]

No I was saying the pitch meeting was probably like that

Oh.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Those Mario Sports Superstars Cards probably have a better chance of being collectibles in the future compared to Super Mario freaking 3D All Stars.

 

[Christmas Who?]

Does anyone even remember that game?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I do and I remember for for a few things

HORSES

What do we need?
HORSES

When do we need them?
NOW

When will we get them?
NEVER AGAIN.

 

[Ray Trace]

my horse

fear me

 

[Inactive]

I love how the name "Mario Mario" started as just a joke in the live action movie, then was used in official strategy guides and by Charles Martinet, but was then retconned by Iwata and Miyamoto, only until Mario's 30th anniversary where Miyamoto finally gave in and confirmed his full name to be "Mario Mario".

Also, this indirectly confirms Luigi's name to be "Luigi Mario".

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

my horse

fear me

Oh yeah? Here's your competition

This is Bowser's horse

Fear them.

I love how the name "Mario Mario" started as just a joke in the live action movie, then was used in official strategy guides and by Charles Martinet, but was then retconned by Iwata and Miyamoto, only until Mario's 30th anniversary where Miyamoto finally gave in and confirmed his full name to be "Mario Mario".

Also, this indirectly confirms Luigi's name to be "Luigi Mario".

And this also indirectly confirms that Mario's nameplate is slightly less vain, though I'm pretty sure Luigi thinks that's just an excuse for Mario to claim ownership of the house.

I'm still not a fan of the double name thing. I generally prefer if Mario just had no last name. He and Luigi are already kind of a freaks who lost contact with his parents for some reason (but also most characters have no parents to begin with....). But I guess it beats out having a name like "Super" and "Mario".

 

[Sweet Snow]

It's pretty interesting that Wario is more evil in Warioware than his platformers, in the latter, he helps people out in his goal of self gain while in Warioware, he exploits people who are suppose to be his friends with no intention of actually paying them, takes something that doesn't belong to him or both

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Happened upon an earlier discussion in this very thread about the sexuality of Mario characters and I wanna weigh in with my view on the matter.

There's no concept of "sex" nor anything that entails in the Mario universe. Yoshi's Island shows that babies are brought by stork, so all it takes to "reproduce" is perhaps for both parties in a couple to wish upon a star and have their offspring delivered at their doorstep. This likewise fits well with the whole wishing star mythos we sometimes see in games like Mario RPG and Paper Mario--it's really a fantasy franchise tailor-made for younger audiences, so tropes seen in children's storybooks and fairytales are understandably dominant and fitting.

Characters still have private parts, but they only cover them up for the same reason a child is taught to be pudic: that's where the peepee and poopoo comes from and you don't want Boogeyman Wario to come eat it.

 

[zel]

everyones asexual (like me) i told you

 

[Ray Trace]

Characters still have private parts, but they only cover them up for the same reason a child is taught to be pudic: that's where the peepee and poopoo comes from and you don't want Boogeyman Wario to come eat it.

Even that's debatable: do you ever see any toilets in Peach's Castle? Hm?

 

[PaperMario77]

Obviously, no. Nintendo wants their games to be "kid friendly".
Anyways,
how can Luigi run on water.

This makes no sense.

 

[zel]

Even that's debatable: do you ever see any toilets in Peach's Castle? Hm?

thres some in hotel delfino and also everything involving wario i guess

 

[Ray Trace]

Obviously, no. Nintendo wants their games to be "kid friendly".
Anyways,
how can Luigi run on water.

This makes no sense.

I remember either in-game or the manual said he is light as grass and...well that backward somersalt broke the game if anything.

I don't think walking on water has any useful gameplay function but it sure as hell looked cool!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Even that's debatable: do you ever see any toilets in Peach's Castle? Hm?

The toilets are there in Super Mario 64;, two are just in the top room with Tick Tock Clock. One even leads to the moat.

The other one is where Dire Dire Docks is. It also leads to the moat.

Let that sink in.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Obviously, no. Nintendo wants their games to be "kid friendly".
Anyways,
how can Luigi run on water.

This makes no sense.

It makes perfect sense, Luigi is Jesus

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Luigi, more like

LUI-GEESUS

 

[Ray Trace]

The toilets are there in Super Mario 64;, two are just in the top room with Tick Tock Clock. One even leads to the moat.

The other is a shit level, so that makes sense.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

What kind of diets must the inhabitants of Peach's Castle have before dropping to give us this