post any random Mario thought on your mind

[Mcmadness]

He was pretty much Mario with a changed appearance, that's all
minus the vanish/wing caps

Your point being?

I just want a much more apparent marriage between the Mario and Wario worlds, so we see Mario and WarioWare/Wario Land stuff intermingling and creating an even richer cast of interesting characters. That way, we can get Wario in those Mario platformers. I think Mario platformers in general just need characters like Wario, Daisy, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, etc. It's sad to see them confined to the spinoffs.

Agreed. Dr Mario 64 for example had both Mario & Wario as the main protagonists and most of (if not all) the side characters were taken from Wario and 3 and it worked out fine. It was kind of nifty seeing the 2 interact together in the story mode.

 

[Kerrigan]

He was pretty much Mario with a changed appearance, that's all
minus the vanish/wing caps

Your point being?

What's the diff? there isn't one other than appearance and ? block abilities.

 

[Mcmadness]

And?

 

[Kerrigan]

I'm confused as to why you think it fun to play as him over, say, Yoshi or Mario.

 

[Mcmadness]

I like to play as all of em.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'm tempted to post a picture now

I really don't mind, Mario and...he are the same rank in my book

him: lame
Mario: lame

It's really easy to tell the two apart.

Mario: My favorite character
Wario: Disgusting, ugly, greedy, creepy amazing punching bag, has a dead Kirby on his face, a close secret friend of Donkey Kong.

He was pretty much Mario with a changed appearance, that's all
minus the vanish/wing caps

Your point being?

What's the diff? there isn't one other than appearance and ? block abilities.

Well, Wario can pick up signs and throw them and he swims and jumps as well as an anvil. He can also flatten stakes in one butt stomp, and when Goombas are punched, they go really far as if you struck them with a home-run bat (exaggerated).

Mario can turn into a balloon, wall-jump, and is required to be a cake-top. He also has the best-colored bunnies.

 

[Kerrigan]

I'm tempted to post a picture now

I really don't mind, Mario and...he are the same rank in my book

him: lame
Mario: lame

It's really easy to tell the two apart.

Mario: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
Wario: Disgusting, ugly, greedy, gluttonous, creepy amazing punching bag, has a dead Kirby on his face, a close secret friend of Donkey Kong.

fixed

 

[Mcmadness]

Even if he ain't playable it would still be nice to see him in more games (along with other characters) as either an NPC or maybe a boss you fight.

 

[Kerrigan]

Even if he isn't playable it would still be nice to see him in more games (along with other characters) as either an NPC or maybe a boss you fight.

I'd rather minor NPC who somehow boards a boat at the beginning of the game and is never seen again.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'm tempted to post a picture now

I really don't mind, Mario and...he are the same rank in my book

him: lame
Mario: lame

It's really easy to tell the two apart.

Mario: At least he's better than Donkey Kong. He's also not lame, he's funny and adorable as hell.
Wario: Disgusting, ugly, greedy, gluttonous, creepy amazing punching bag, has a dead Kirby on his face, a close secret friend of Donkey Kong.

fixed

refixed.

Even if he ain't playable it would still be nice to see him in more games (along with other characters) as either an NPC or maybe a boss you fight.

I don't care, I just want to see Mario, Donkey Kong, and Wario's worlds go together because why not. We've done this with Mario & Luigi and Paper Mario, but let's be crazier than that.

Even if he isn't playable it would still be nice to see him in more games (along with other characters) as either an NPC or maybe a boss you fight.

I'd rather minor NPC who somehow boards a boat at the beginning of the game and is never seen again.

Why not minor NPC who often is the butt of jokes? Such as Mario activates a Spiny Tromp, successfully escapes, but squashes Wario, who was going to steal Mario's treasure.

 

[Mcmadness]

You'd probably be amused by Dr Mario 64's story mode then. Wario's life is nothing but suffering in it.

 

[Kerrigan]

I'm tempted to post a picture now

I really don't mind, Mario and...he are the same rank in my book

him: lame
Mario: lame

It's really easy to tell the two apart.

Mario: At least he's better than Donkey Kong. He's also not lame, he's funny and adorable as not being adorable at all.
Wario: Disgusting, ugly, greedy, gluttonous, creepy amazing punching bag, has a dead Kirby on his face, a close secret friend of Donkey Kong.

fixed

refixed.

re-refixed.

Even if he ain't playable it would still be nice to see him in more games (along with other characters) as either an NPC or maybe a boss you fight.

I don't care, I just want to see Mario, Donkey Kong, and Wario's worlds go together because why not. We've done this with Mario & Luigi and Paper Mario, but let's be crazier than that.

As long as Konkey Dong and Wario board a boat at the beginning and are never seen again.

Even if he isn't playable it would still be nice to see him in more games (along with other characters) as either an NPC or maybe a boss you fight.

I'd rather minor NPC who somehow boards a boat at the beginning of the game and is never seen again.

Why not minor NPC who often is the butt of jokes? Such as Mario activates a Spiny Tromp, successfully escapes, but squashes Wario, who was going to steal Mario's treasure.

I'll take Grrrol on Konkey Dong, please.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

If you don't find those "I'ma gonna fly for you" and "Lukee, I'mma your papa" and "Watch out for the taxman" and the "How do you get a Pikachu on the bus? You Pokémon." lines the slightest bit endearing, then something's wrong with your life.

I'll take Grrrol on Konkey Dong, please.

Sure, why not both? Wario recruits Kondey Kong for his treasure quest, but Konkey Dong screws up and both get pwned.

As long as Konkey Dong and Wario board a boat at the beginning and are never seen again.

That's no fun. Why not make them personal punching bags to satisfy the desires of the weird sadists out there?

 

[Mintiously]

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Yes, I'mma your papa!"

 

[Kerrigan]

I'll take Grrrol on Konkey Dong, please.

Sure, why not both? Wario recruits Kondey Kong for his treasure quest, but Konkey Dong screws up and both get pwned.

Do want.

As long as Konkey Dong and Wario board a boat at the beginning and are never seen again.

That's no fun. Why not make them personal punching bags to satisfy the desires of the weird sadists out there?

Clone 'em and stuff 'em. Problem solved.

 

[Mintiously]

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Yes, I'mma your papa!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'll take Grrrol on Konkey Dong, please.

Sure, why not both? Wario recruits Kondey Kong for his treasure quest, but Konkey Dong screws up and both get pwned.

Do want.

As long as Konkey Dong and Wario board a boat at the beginning and are never seen again.

That's no fun. Why not make them personal punching bags to satisfy the desires of the weird sadists out there?

Clone 'em and stuff 'em. Problem solved.

But they sound better when they scream. D:

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Yes, I'mma your papa!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Stop saying I'm not your papa, you little brat; I'm-a gonna chop your hand off with a saber sword!"

 

[Mintiously]

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Yes, I'mma your papa!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Stop saying I'm not your papa, you little brat; I'm-a gonna chop your hand off with a saber sword!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

 

[Kerrigan]

I'll take Grrrol on Konkey Dong, please.

Sure, why not both? Wario recruits Kondey Kong for his treasure quest, but Konkey Dong screws up and both get pwned.

Do want.

As long as Konkey Dong and Wario board a boat at the beginning and are never seen again.

That's no fun. Why not make them personal punching bags to satisfy the desires of the weird sadists out there?

Clone 'em and stuff 'em. Problem solved.

But they sound better when they scream. D:

So stick a sound device in them; that would sound absolutely great.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Yes, I'mma your papa!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Stop saying I'm not your papa, you little brat; I'm-a gonna chop your hand off with a saber sword!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

Chop!

I'll take Grrrol on Konkey Dong, please.

Sure, why not both? Wario recruits Kondey Kong for his treasure quest, but Konkey Dong screws up and both get pwned.

Do want.

As long as Konkey Dong and Wario board a boat at the beginning and are never seen again.

That's no fun. Why not make them personal punching bags to satisfy the desires of the weird sadists out there?

Clone 'em and stuff 'em. Problem solved.

But they sound better when they scream. D:

So stick a sound device in them; that would sound absolutely great.

I'd rather get living, breathing specimen. That way, I know they're in pain.

 

[Mintiously]

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Yes, I'mma your papa!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Stop saying I'm not your papa, you little brat; I'm-a gonna chop your hand off with a saber sword!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

Chop!

"NO PAPA WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME" -CRIES-

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

"Lukee, I'mma your papa"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Yes, I'mma your papa!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

"Stop saying I'm not your papa, you little brat; I'm-a gonna chop your hand off with a saber sword!"

"NO, YOU NOT MY PAPA"

Chop!

"NO PAPA WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME" -CRIES-

Ah, that was fun. See, this is what Mario should do in the games.

 

[Kerrigan]

couldn't you just install a cringing machine on them though?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

A what what now?