Time Turner said:mario's time machine is probably the only mario game in which mario gives a backscratcher to an english-speaking hotel owner in 1824 vienna so that he can give beethoven's monocle as a reward so that it can be given to a nearsighted beethoven fanboy and music vendor so that he doesn't need to go to his appointment with his eye doctor so that he says a couple of lines about beethoven's past
i'm still unsure if this is the dumbest or the greatest
edit: added a very important detail
Sounds like Mario's Time Machine has the darkest meta-narrative of any Nintendo game : Mario must run fool's erands and surrender priceless cultural artifacts to goad easily-accessed information from terrible, broken people.