Time Turner
You are filled with determination. (R/GD/TT)
[quote author=bowser has started to reform]Back in the Mushroom Kingdom, things are unusually peaceful. That's because evil Bowser Koopa has decided to go back to kindergarten and complete his education.[/quote]
Other details of note:
Other details of note:
- Peach hasn't gone on the trip to Dino Island with Mario and Luigi
- There are tons of dinosaurs, like proper T-Rexes, all over the island
- Yoshi can only say "Glorp", though he also purrs
- Mario has gone through Basic Draining
- Professor Bowser wins a Snowbell Prize by showing that dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't look both ways before crossing the street.
- Koopas can't count
- Mega Moles eat humans
- Giant sea serpents also eat humans
- Surprisingly, Bowser is a villain
- Wart makes a cameo appearance at the Snowbell Prize ceremony
- Koopas also eat humans
- Bowser is a chef
- One game over involves Bowser renaming Dinosaur Island to "Rotten Banana Peel Island"
- The governor of Dinosaur Island is B. Ron Tosaur
- Mario once rescued the entire population of Weehawken
- Starmen come in blue
- Mario wants to vacation in Hawaii
- Bowser wants to make omelettes out of the captured dinosaurs (which he put into eggs)
- Winning the Snowbell Prize makes Bowser the curator of the Museum of Mushroom Kingdom History
- The Museum of Mushroom Kingdom History is across the street from Peach's Castle
- One game over involves Mario being brutally twisted and worn as a tie
- Hammer Bros are also Koopas in that they eat humans
- One game over involves Mario crushing an egg that contains Luigi, instantly killing him
- This is a violent book