I'm not exactly sure how you die from that was you get stuck to it as that one god guy was so much of a lazy ass that he can't replace the moon or whatever.
Some villain known as the Baseball Card Collector invents a Baseball Card Gun which the ammo is a bunch of cards he already has. He shoots you with it, slicing your body apart.
Somebody hopes that I like Mudkipz. I however don't, and therefore he beats me up until I fall unconscious. When I'm unconscious, some fat guy who thinks I'm a doormat jumps on me in order to get the dirt off his shoes, and I die from being crushed.