The pun and joke game

[Invisiboo111]

Instructions: Everyone must come up with a pun or a joke ( 1 is okay ).
However, no pun or joke can be used twice! This means unique ideas will be made!
The pun or joke doesn't have to be good. It can be as crazy and wacky as you want!
But don't do inappropriate ones please.

Read my signature, it's an example of one, a joke.

Here is another one: What leader is less than a foot tall? A RULER!

Alright let the fun begin!

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

"Well usually I disarm my opponents by removing their arms."

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I take more damage if Klepto decapitates me.

 

[The Golden Yoshi]

Instructions: Everyone must come up with a pun or a joke ( 1 is okay ).
However, no pun or joke can be used twice! This means unique ideas will be made!
The pun or joke doesn't have to be good. It can be as crazy and wacky as you want!
But don't do inappropriate ones please.

Read my signature, it's an example of one, a joke.

Here is another one: What leader is less than a foot tall? A RULER!

Alright let the fun begin!

I guess we got 'overruled'.

What do you get when you cross a plumber and a console?

Lu-Wii-Gi

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

What do you get if you cross the Luigi with an object that can induce demonic possession?

A Luigi Board.

 

[Noct]

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.

 

[ルイージ]

What do you get if you cross the Luigi with an object that can induce demonic possession?

A Luigi Board.

How ghoulish!

The professor says that black holes are interesting - and honestly, I think I'd agree. They really suck me in.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The pink puffball will never resort to Kirby'ng his appetite.

 

[Xandalf]

Ugh, puns.

I used to not mind them... and then my friend RPed as Sans. The pain he inflicted on me was punforgivable.

 

[ルイージ]

Ugh, puns.

I used to not mind them... and then my friend RPed as Sans. The pain he inflicted on me was punforgivable.

Maybe you should be sans that friend, then.

Honestly, though, he was just trying to tickle your funny bone. What's the harm in that? He sounds like an innocent SOUL.

 

[Afterstormer]

Sans' puns are not 'humerus' at all. Even though he took a 'skele-ton' of work into them.

 

[Stargazing]

lincoln is in-a-cent