Lord Bowser plays M&L: BIS - Part 2

[Lord Bowser]

previous installment was SMRPG... a game that bored me to death.

this next installment will be the much more lively Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story! however, I need feedback on how I should cover this; should I play it on an emulator, or just use my 3DS and take pictures with my phone? you decide for me cause I'm lazy

EDIT: emulator won out. lets go unedited screenshots! woot woot

EDIT 2: lol no

 

[freakworld]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

smrpg seems to be the most interesting for a (near) blind lp i guess

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

smrpg seems to be the most interesting for a (near) blind lp i guess

I only got to the hammer bros fight on my first "playthrough", then I abandoned it cause I thought it was too hard lol

 

[freakworld]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

I only got to the hammer bros fight on my first "playthrough", then I abandoned it cause I thought it was too hard lol

well now i definitely want to see that

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

I only got to the hammer bros fight on my first "playthrough", then I abandoned it cause I thought it was too hard lol

well now i definitely want to see that

sadist

 

[DragonFreak]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

I didn't pick Mother 3 only because I somewhat against reviews or LPs of Mother 3 in general (it's complicated), so I picked the next best thing: SUPERSTAR SAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

I didn't pick Mother 3 only because I somewhat against reviews or LPs of Mother 3 in general (it's complicated), so I picked the next best thing: SUPERSTAR SAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

OK THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

 

[freakworld]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

you cant escape the wrath of the hammer bros. mani mani

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

you cant escape the wrath of the hammer bros. mani mani

oh yeah
well you're a...
a...
um...
a... a meanie

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

I've added yoshi's island to the list of potential games
I will choose the game this sunday night, and will start playing it the following monday - get to voting if you're interested!

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

project cancelled due to lack of interest, sorry to anyone who cared

 

[Lin Beifong]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

If you want to generate interest, you might just want to pick a game and then put out a part so people get a general idea of what you're going to do.

If they don't know what to expect, it's hard for them to get interested.

So like, if you want to do this, just do it. That's the advice I can give you.

 

[DragonFreak]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

Oh I thought it was due to lack of self-interest because I thought 6 votes was interest enough?

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

If you want to generate interest, you might just want to pick a game and then put out a part so people get a general idea of what you're going to do.

If they don't know what to expect, it's hard for them to get interested.

So like, if you want to do this, just do it. That's the advice I can give you.

yeah you're right. I'll just go right into it then. thanks

Oh I thought it was due to lack of self-interest because I thought 6 votes was interest enough?

no that was more just my selfish side showing since I felt that 6 votes wasn't enough lol

apologies for the rocky start all, but the LP will continue. first screenshots of either Mother 3, SMRPG, or ALTTP will begin very soon. (game will be decided by RNG)

 

[DragonFreak]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

im hoping for alttp but all 3 games are great.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Re: I might do an LP - who would be interested?

Was hoping for BIS. Sad.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Spoiler: oh boy here it comes

it's just a wonderful, lovely day for good old Princess Peach. nothing whatsoever could possibly spoil her day today!

oh wait, this is mario. of course her day gets fucked with. but whoever could possibly be behind all of this?

what's the shadowy, turtle-like figure in the background? TMNT? (please?)

oh it's just bowser... cue soul-crushing disappointment

somehow, mere seconds after this tragic, completely unexpected incident happened, this guy jumps into action.

seriously, how was mario able to both know what happened AND jump into action so quickly? snapchat, kik, and all those other redundant texting apps didn't exist back then, so it's not like peach could just snap him a message saying "OMGZ maryo lirk pls halp me i like got kidnaped n stuf an i need a big, strong man to save memes"

"before I go save the princess, let me show off my sexiness skills by beating up these innocent creatures"

for those people who are still unsure about what his name is

cue traumatic memories of the hard as shit hammer bros fight

aww this guy looks just adorable and innocent I want him as a fluffy little innocent-

did... did he just kill those enemies by flashing them...

hey look. it's that guy who everyone wanted in smash

dear god he really let himself go

ooh apparently we'll be beating up birdo soon

oh she changed her name it seems.
oh god she's crying cause I called her peach earlier... I'm sorry, ms. toadstool.

wait wtf you're kidnapped shouldn't you be worried about your safety and how to escape instead of crying like a little bitch over your name

final fantasy?!

oh ok nvm then

 

[DragonFreak]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Ooooo yeah!

Also to what extent is the "mostly blind" to?

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Ooooo yeah!

Also to what extent is the "mostly blind" to?

I've only gotten to the hammer bros fight before I wussed out

 

[DragonFreak]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Ah I see.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Stop!



























Hammer time!

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Stop!



























Hammer time!

no

Spoiler: mario begins his adventure

oh look the same thing as last time. yay originality

nice castle, but who could it possibly belong to?

oh yeah that guy

could someone please explain to me the logic behind opening the door of your castle, your base of operations, to your arch-nemesis? I can't think of anything that would make this a good idea.

why does everything need to have a hammer stop triggering my traumatic memories game

"omg first enemy what do I do help help help"

for real though, why does the game just throw us into a battle without telling us what action commands are, how to block, what all the different attacks do, etc., like I was actually confused here for a bit, not gonna lie

oh, more of this...

these battles are pointless since I'm not gaining any EXP...

...and they really aren't very exciting since everyone goes down in one hit...

I wonder if bowser has insurance for these. I mean, I'm walking on a wooden bridge above a pit of lava that has (podobos) (lava bubbles) (fireballs) (whatever the politically correct term for "spherical fire object" is) constantly jumping out of it... I'd want to insure that bridge

O NOES

such a high-quality chandelier

oh whoever could that possibly be in the pink dress up there?

PRINCESS PEACH TOADSTOOL!

...I am on top of a chandelier. Bowser is able to breathe fire. getting bruised is the least of my worries.

oh ok

"Will Mario be able to rescue Princess Toadstool?"
"Will Bowser sufficiently prepare Mario for the great beyond?"
"Will the chandeliers follow basic laws of physics and fall under the massive weights of Mario and Bowser?"
"Tune in next time on... SUPER MARIO RPG!"

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Spoiler: screenshotting dialogue in this game is a pain

hooray battle time. at least we're getting rid of bowser now instead of later

ooh it seems my jump is pretty powerful here

...do you not realize how big of a safety hazard that is? all three of us could fall to our deaths if I went with your stupid plan. granted the game already broke physics by not having the chandeliers shatter under our weights, so I guess...

hmm maybe it's the chain that I just attacked... pay attention silly bowser

this sounds very unconvincing. if this was an audition, I would have stopped him right there

I found it weird how this game gave a simple chain a name... and how bowser referred to the chain by that name...

SO LONG, GAY BOWSER!

looking at this picture again it looks like mario is about to commit suicide... and bowser is egging him on

not now, toadstool. I'm too busy defying all logic by sitting on this chain.

damn you don't need to yell you crazy bitch

this isn't street fighter, bowser

and now I'm defying more logic by sitting in midair! yay

mario looks so disappointed here

well that would have been the polite thing to do

this wouldn't be a problem if you could
a) have more competent plans
b) kill me
c) stop being a little whiny bitch about everything
but that's none of my business

considering we literally just started this game, it can't be it already. don't lie to yourself, bowser.

ooh to a fancy restaurant? let me put on my good overalls

this made me cringe so much for some reason

more defying physics by jumping straight up into the air

this game should be renamed "Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Broken Laws of Physics"

here it looks like mario is striking a pose on the chain and toadstool is yelling at him

yeah and completely ignore how I am STANDING ON A CHAIN

I wonder if she actually said the word "shriek"

"Fight, Toadstool! FIGHT!"

and now let's cut to a seemingly unrelated cutscene. I gotta admit those clouds look pretty

what's going on?

it seems a giant sword that fell from the sky went and stabbed bowser's castle... I want to say that sentence outloud in a sophisticated setting lol

oh thanks for reminding me which game this was. I thought I was playing zelda

 

[DragonFreak]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

It's a really good start battling for your lives on top of chandeliers.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)

Spoiler: I've never hated a toad this much before

why do all of mario's falling positions look like he's sitting down in midair...

mario's house looks kinda cool here, just take off the "PipeHouse" sign

he fell straight through the pipe into the house... I wanted him to fall on top of toad

"well I'm sorry I was not able to direct my fall in front of the door so that I could walk in normally just to satisfy society's needs, bitchass"

I hate this guy so much. first he's all whiny about us not walking through the door, and now he's being all demanding about toadstool. and he hasn't even asked why I was falling through the air with a shocked face yet. selfish bastard

mario looks like he hanged himself here. but since this is a kids' game, he's perfectly fine and totally not suffering any neck trauma like a normal person. let's walk outside and beat up that little shit then

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW YOU FUCKER

"oh, you want to know why?"

"you are the lowest form of life I have ever had the misfortune to meet. you place your needs and desires far ahead of the problems affecting your friends, and only help them when you get something out of it. you are a selfish, inconsiderate asshole. I don’t think I ever got a "thanks" from you for saving your ass in SMB. I'm not talking to you, because you are not worthy of my respect, my courtesy, and my words."

"and now you're just accusing me of stuff? wow. I hate you more and more with every word that comes out of your pathetic mouth."

"'we'? as far as I know, I'm the only one who goes after bowser, while you and all your little shit friends just goof off and wait for Super Mario to save the day YET AGAIN."

"oh my god. you even know that's what I always do."

"you know what?"

"no."

"I'm not saving the princess this time."

"I propose... a role reversal."

"I want you to go out and save the princess, while I stand around doing plumber things and being a lazy fuck."

"deal? deal."

"this adventure... is over."
not really