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Re: Let's Play SMRPG (mostly blind - lots of pics)
I like how they tried to be hip by calling it "Mario's Pad" instead of just "Mario's House" lol
why does a sword need teeth and eyes...?
oh that's why
wait my last name is smith... I have my own gang now? aw guys you shouldn't have <3
0 to 100 real quick
but... my nose isn't that big... is it...?
oh my god I'm hideous
don't look at me
wait wtf
how was he able to do that
he has no arms or legs
all he did was just rapidly open and close his mouth
bowser shaped the hill that his castle (or keep, as the game calls it) is on in the form of his head... and I thought people who take too many selfies were narcissists
oh my god it's that bitch toad from last time
what the fuck dude you're breaking and entering
now I really have an excuse to beat the shit out of you
two things, actually; I forgot to lock my door and I forgot to euthanize you
"this sword came down on bowser'scastle keep and said I have my own gang. I put a hit out on you while I was there."
"it went like this"
...actually if the bridge is out bowser won't be able to attack by land anymore. for once, this little dickbag is right
...only to be a dumbass and snitch to this new chancellor. apparently we need to have open borders with the guys who constantly invade us
bitch watch where you're going
"you can waste my time."
"you can break into my house"
"you can even make me think homocidal thoughts."
"but you CANNOT mess with my HP level."
"you will pay for upsetting the great Super Mario."
ooh free stuff omg I love you let's be best friends forever <3
"of course I know how to eat stuff you little dipshit but I still love you <3"
"yeah sure thanks now gimme some more stuff BFF <3"
"what is it? did you buy me more stuff? <3?"
oh. cue soul-crushing disappointment again. </3
"why don't you try being independent for once instead of relying on me for everything? isn't that what they teach you in school?"
"oh wait you're too busy learning about mitochondria and sentence diagramming and SOHCAHTOA to learn about actually important, relevant things"
"I dont, but I dont want your help, so..."
"...yeah."
goombas bark now? ok
yeah I know you said that already...
I know... we agreed to that at my house like a minute ago...
"so you mean to tell me that you ran back here, made my HP drop, and brought with you some uncouth thug, just to tell me shit that I already know."
"get over here dickface. you're getting what's coming to you right now."
"oh no no no. nothing you give me will change-"
"Mr. Toad, will you make me the happiest man in the Mushroom Kingdom, and take my hand in marriage?"
I like how they tried to be hip by calling it "Mario's Pad" instead of just "Mario's House" lol
why does a sword need teeth and eyes...?
oh that's why
wait my last name is smith... I have my own gang now? aw guys you shouldn't have <3
0 to 100 real quick
but... my nose isn't that big... is it...?
oh my god I'm hideous
don't look at me
wait wtf
how was he able to do that
he has no arms or legs
all he did was just rapidly open and close his mouth
bowser shaped the hill that his castle (or keep, as the game calls it) is on in the form of his head... and I thought people who take too many selfies were narcissists
oh my god it's that bitch toad from last time
what the fuck dude you're breaking and entering
now I really have an excuse to beat the shit out of you
two things, actually; I forgot to lock my door and I forgot to euthanize you
"this sword came down on bowser's
"it went like this"
...actually if the bridge is out bowser won't be able to attack by land anymore. for once, this little dickbag is right
...only to be a dumbass and snitch to this new chancellor. apparently we need to have open borders with the guys who constantly invade us
bitch watch where you're going
"you can waste my time."
"you can break into my house"
"you can even make me think homocidal thoughts."
"but you CANNOT mess with my HP level."
"you will pay for upsetting the great Super Mario."
ooh free stuff omg I love you let's be best friends forever <3
"of course I know how to eat stuff you little dipshit but I still love you <3"
"yeah sure thanks now gimme some more stuff BFF <3"
"what is it? did you buy me more stuff? <3?"
oh. cue soul-crushing disappointment again. </3
"why don't you try being independent for once instead of relying on me for everything? isn't that what they teach you in school?"
"oh wait you're too busy learning about mitochondria and sentence diagramming and SOHCAHTOA to learn about actually important, relevant things"
"I dont, but I dont want your help, so..."
"...yeah."
goombas bark now? ok
yeah I know you said that already...
I know... we agreed to that at my house like a minute ago...
"so you mean to tell me that you ran back here, made my HP drop, and brought with you some uncouth thug, just to tell me shit that I already know."
"get over here dickface. you're getting what's coming to you right now."
"oh no no no. nothing you give me will change-"
"Mr. Toad, will you make me the happiest man in the Mushroom Kingdom, and take my hand in marriage?"