Pokemon Nonsense

[Occasionally Returns]

And that rumor is full of crap. Also......

Spoiler: just a little bonus

 

[GalacticPetey]

I thought the dex just scans the Pokemon and fills in data. That's how it works in the anime. Where do people get the idea that the trainer is writing these?

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Because the entries(Tentacruel does not have anywhere near 80 tentacles) are full of junk

 

[LN1]

I mean, I don't know you, but I can believe that Snorunt, an Ice-type Pokemon, can survive frigid environments. As can Azumarill, a Water-type Pokemon, breathe underwater perpetually.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

But does Waillord not weigh multiple tons?

 

[Ray Trace]

to put things into perspective, killer whales weigh 3-6 tons

blue whales weigh around 100 tons

so derp

 

[GalacticPetey]

But does Waillord not weigh multiple tons?

Wailord is considered the "float whale Pokemon".

 

[Ray Trace]

even so, blimps probably still weigh at least a ton.

 

[Time Turner]

It's extra floaty.

 

[Ray Trace]

and i'd also like to point out that just because it's floaty doesn't mean it's light. a cube of metal and a boat that weighs the same have different buoyancy properties

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Then there's Steelix, a 30'2" steel/iron snake with a bulky body. It must weigh over a ton, right? 882 pounds....... Is it steel, iron, or aluminum? Then Onix must be hollow because at 28'10," what should weigh about a ton weighs less than 500 pounds. Just why?

 

[Cirdec]

No Pokémon weighs a ton or more, probably because Game Freak is lazy to put 4 digits.

 

[LN1]

No Pokémon weighs a ton or more

Groudon(either form)

 

[Occasionally Returns]

And I feel like Groudon(especially in Primal Form) should weigh 2500 pounds or more

 

[winstein]

I don't think I have widespread knowledge on the system of the Pokemon world, but one of things I wonder is, how do the Poke Balls get back on the trainer's hands after they threw the Poke Ball to summon a Pokemon? One could argue that they retrieve it, but it doesn't seem to something everybody do.

Thanks for reading.

 

[Cirdec]

No Pokémon weighs a ton or more

Groudon(either form)

Last time I checked 999,7 kg is inferior to 1 ton.

 

[LN1]

997.2 kg * ~2.2 lb/1kg (approximately equal to) 2199.34 lb>2000 lb ?

Ok yeah, that's less than a metric ton(very slightly less), but Johnny Boy was talking in imperial so I just happened to assume an imperial ton when you said that.

 

[Weasel]

I don't think I have widespread knowledge on the system of the Pokemon world, but one of things I wonder is, how do the Poke Balls get back on the trainer's hands after they threw the Poke Ball to summon a Pokemon? One could argue that they retrieve it, but it doesn't seem to something everybody do.

Thanks for reading.

poke balls work like captain america's shield

they're made of vibranium

 

[Occasionally Returns]

I just realized that Alolan Exeggutor is more than twice as tall as Dialga, Palkia, Groudon(even in Primal form, even though I think that Primal Groudon should be the tallest Pokemon with regular Groudon the second tallest. It's the ruler of the freaking land!), Giratina, Lugia, White Kyurem and Regigigas.... and more than triple the height of Zekrom, Reshiram(why is Zekrom shorter again? I mean, Zekrom was designed to look masculine and Reshiram feminine), Solgaleo, Lunala, Arceus, Regigigas(Who I feel should be the third tallest), and Black/Normal Kyurem as well as having a greater height than the lengths than Kyogre(Even in Primal Form. Just why? Primal Kyogre should be the second-longest with normal Kyogre the forth-longest), Origin Form Giratina, and Rayquaza(Is there a reason Mega Rayquaza isn't the longest!? And normal Rayquaza should be the third-longest!). Just no. These big Legendaries should tower over 35'9"!