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>HOW MANY SEVENS ARE THERE IN THE WORD APPLE
Tales of the Marioboards
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>what is your opinion on bowser
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>Have you ever actually guarded any lives?
You know, it's not nice to answer a question with a counter-question.
Imagine if game show hosts would do that. Would you watch a game show that was like that?
I probably would, but I digress.
>r u single lol
That's...!
Uh, that's a secret!
>Why did you make fun of my name?
To tell you the truth, that line was prerendered. It would've ended up the same no matter which name you entered. Sorry for crushing your hopes and dreams.
>HOW MANY SEVENS ARE THERE IN THE WORD APPLE
*sigh* Another mentally challenged one.
>what is your opinion on bowser
>if you were president who from #mariowiki and marioboards would you put as cabinet members
This isn't an ask thread.
>what the (bleep) is YOUR name, buttface?
Why, yes, of course you'd ask me that sooner or later.
Well, I'll let you know that my name is
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You know, it's not nice to answer a question with a counter-question.
Imagine if game show hosts would do that. Would you watch a game show that was like that?
I probably would, but I digress.
>r u single lol
That's...!
Uh, that's a secret!
>Why did you make fun of my name?
To tell you the truth, that line was prerendered. It would've ended up the same no matter which name you entered. Sorry for crushing your hopes and dreams.
>HOW MANY SEVENS ARE THERE IN THE WORD APPLE
*sigh* Another mentally challenged one.
>what is your opinion on bowser
>if you were president who from #mariowiki and marioboards would you put as cabinet members
This isn't an ask thread.
>what the (bleep) is YOUR name, buttface?
Why, yes, of course you'd ask me that sooner or later.
Well, I'll let you know that my name is
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- #31
That's right, it was Lifeguard McGuardLives!
...
Anyways,
you are now in the realm of plumbing, bad opinions, kids and weebs. This is the forsaken territory known as the Marioboards!
>>He strikes a meaningful pose.
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Just imagine there was some fancy, dramatic music in the background just now.
But that doesn't matter!
What matters right now is that you are now in the world of endless possibilities. You are free to do whatever you want as long as you don't post porn or roms (Don't quote me on that)!
>>You feel like speaking up.
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Anyways,
you are now in the realm of plumbing, bad opinions, kids and weebs. This is the forsaken territory known as the Marioboards!
>>He strikes a meaningful pose.
...
Just imagine there was some fancy, dramatic music in the background just now.
But that doesn't matter!
What matters right now is that you are now in the world of endless possibilities. You are free to do whatever you want as long as you don't post porn or roms (Don't quote me on that)!
>>You feel like speaking up.
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- #36
>>However, just when you were trying to speak up, Lifeguard interrupted you.
But enough talk! I can clearly see where you really want to go. A bit further down this path here is the "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. Perfect place to introduce yourself in. Almost the entire community is lurking there, for some reason.
Actually, there don't seem to be any people on the beach today.
>>You think there are probably never people on the beach anyways and Lifeguard is just using that tower to hide from something.
Sooo, I might as well come with you for a bit and guide you there! What do you say?
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But enough talk! I can clearly see where you really want to go. A bit further down this path here is the "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. Perfect place to introduce yourself in. Almost the entire community is lurking there, for some reason.
Actually, there don't seem to be any people on the beach today.
>>You think there are probably never people on the beach anyways and Lifeguard is just using that tower to hide from something.
Sooo, I might as well come with you for a bit and guide you there! What do you say?
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- #38
>Take me home tonight, I don't wanna let you go till you see the light
Uhm, uh... okay! But first we will visit that thread I'm sure you'll like it!
>>Lifeguard goes on at a steady pace. You decide to follow him.
>>After a while you come across a rubber ball lying around on the ground. It's about the size of a melon. You think about who could've left it behind for a second.
>>Will you take it?
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Uhm, uh... okay! But first we will visit that thread I'm sure you'll like it!
>>Lifeguard goes on at a steady pace. You decide to follow him.
>>After a while you come across a rubber ball lying around on the ground. It's about the size of a melon. You think about who could've left it behind for a second.
>>Will you take it?
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>take it and throw it at the next person i see
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>take it and throw it at the next person i see
>>You take the ball and throw it at Lifeguard.
>>He has a good chuckle.
>>After a few more minutes of walking, you arrive at a suspicious looking run down hut.
>>Like seriously, this hut has got to be ancient.
>>Above the door there is a broken neon sign saying "Hi, I'm new here!"
>>Next to the Door on the right side there are a bunch of stickers.
>>One tells you to abandon all hope if you choose to enter.
>>Another one complains about how this thread is the reason all sane new users immediately leave the board again.
>>Finally, on the left side of the door, there is a graffiti crudely expressing the words "Wayoshi for president 2007!"
>>All in all, it doesn't look very welcoming.
LIFEGUARD: Alright, go on in, I'll be shortly behind you.
>>You decide to go in.
>>Immediately, you notice the shabby looks on the outside also apply for the inside.
>>In fact, the inside looks kind of like a bar, complete with a barkeeper.
>>Suddenly, the whole place goes quiet.
>>Everyone is looking at you.
>>This is it, Luigi.
>>It is time for your first impression!
>>What will be the first words you direct at the greater Marioboards community?
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>>You take the ball and throw it at Lifeguard.
>>He has a good chuckle.
>>After a few more minutes of walking, you arrive at a suspicious looking run down hut.
>>Like seriously, this hut has got to be ancient.
>>Above the door there is a broken neon sign saying "Hi, I'm new here!"
>>Next to the Door on the right side there are a bunch of stickers.
>>One tells you to abandon all hope if you choose to enter.
>>Another one complains about how this thread is the reason all sane new users immediately leave the board again.
>>Finally, on the left side of the door, there is a graffiti crudely expressing the words "Wayoshi for president 2007!"
>>All in all, it doesn't look very welcoming.
LIFEGUARD: Alright, go on in, I'll be shortly behind you.
>>You decide to go in.
>>Immediately, you notice the shabby looks on the outside also apply for the inside.
>>In fact, the inside looks kind of like a bar, complete with a barkeeper.
>>Suddenly, the whole place goes quiet.
>>Everyone is looking at you.
>>This is it, Luigi.
>>It is time for your first impression!
>>What will be the first words you direct at the greater Marioboards community?
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>Hey, hello guys, and I'll present to you my top 10 favourite characters in the Mario Franchise. So as you know.... *reads the script* ......so if you liked that, drop a thumbs-up here and punch that red button with the arrow in the imaginary face, oh, and follow on twitter, facebook, twitch and tumblr. Okay Byeeeee.
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- #46
>>After putting on the worst performance imaginable, everybody turns away from you and starts doing whatever they were doing before immediately again.
>>Now, what else should you do here?
>>You notice several people hanging around alone and also the barkeeper you could talk to.
>>You also seemingly have the urge to pee.
>>It's getting bad.
>>On the far back wall you see a sign saying "Toilets".
>>What will you do?
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>>Now, what else should you do here?
>>You notice several people hanging around alone and also the barkeeper you could talk to.
>>You also seemingly have the urge to pee.
>>It's getting bad.
>>On the far back wall you see a sign saying "Toilets".
>>What will you do?
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- #48
>Take a pee and then talk to the person closest to the bathroom door
>>You start pulling down your pants and you are immediately kicked out of the establishment.
>>Outside, Lifeguard is nowhere to be seen.
>>Instead, there's a suspicious person with a coat.
PERSON: Pssht.
Hey, kid. Over here.
>>He calls you.
>>What will you do?
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>>You start pulling down your pants and you are immediately kicked out of the establishment.
>>Outside, Lifeguard is nowhere to be seen.
>>Instead, there's a suspicious person with a coat.
PERSON: Pssht.
Hey, kid. Over here.
>>He calls you.
>>What will you do?
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