Let's make a story with 5 words!

[Arc]

not expired food.) However, she

(we haven't removed the parentheses yet)

 

[SuperCardioBros.]

Slapped me like the (BEEP!)

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

and stole all the food

 

[Teedgee]

Because it was all expired

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

and didn’t pay any money.

 

[LED42]

Then, two days later I...

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

found Bowser running the store

 

[Teedgee]

...And he kidnapped Princess Peach...

 

[Arc]

who went in to get

 

[Julia-BM]

ingredients to bake a cake.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Meanwhile, Mario’s jumping in lava

 

[Teedgee]

...to make his spaghetti warmer...

 

[LED42]

...because he was hungry, and...

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

he was training for Bowser.

 

[Teedgee]

...But he burnt his butt...

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

And dashed out of control

 

[LED42]

But soon he grabbed Bowser...

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Swung him by his tail

 

[LED42]

...and sent him into space....

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

So Bowser created a galaxy

 

[LED42]

...named Fire 'n' Claw Galaxy...

 

[Arc]

which is obviously perfectly placed...

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

...and will destroy Mario's planet.

 

[LED42]

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are

 

[Noct]

playing Splatoon 2 at their...