Your favorite Quotes in video games...

"DO NOT RUN, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS"
-Goblin Sapper, Warcraft 3

...which is what they say right before they blow themselves up.
 
"What you gave to me, I now return to you... A one-way ticket to obvlion!"

~Mephiles the Dark, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"Hey, Mario! You like magic tricks? Well, you won't like this one!"

~Jr. Troopa, Paper Mario

"I am Dr. Robotnik, the most cunning scientific genius in the WORLD!"

~Dr. Robotnik, Sonic Adventure

"You wouldn't know a good game if you were standing in it!"

~Cranky Kong, Donkey Kong Country

"Good day. The name's Nello... PUNCHINELLO!"

~Punchinello, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

"It's CLOBBERING TIME!"

~Same as above
 
"Under NO circumstances does ANYONE kidnap her without MY say-so!!!"

~Bowser, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"We fight for evil!
We live for disorder!
We like what we do!
We struggle for chaos!
We are...
THE AXEM RANGERS!!"

~Axem Rangers, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

"If you created a powerful robot such as myself, it must have been an accident."

~Bass, Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters

"This girlie-looking long-haired robot will be the strongest? Don't make me laugh!"

~Same as above

"Go ahead and run, coward. You will PAY for this insult..."

~Same as above, but in Mega Man 8.

"Hey, Bass, why must I fight you? We're not enemies!"

~Mega Man pronouncing Bass' name wrong in Mega Man 8.
 
"Have I befallen to the ancient prophecy: 'Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy'?

NOOOOOOO!!!!

MY TRAINING WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME IMMUNE!!"
-Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy the Sammer Guy, Super Paper Mario
 
"Rejoice, brethren. The world shall soon be cleansed."

-- Resident Evil 4
 
"GREAT-GALLOPIN' GULPITS!"

~Grubba, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"The Iblis Trigger... MUST die!"

~Silver, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"And now, it is time for the destruction to begin! Let it begin with you as you wallow around in helplessness like upside-down turtles! L-POWER!"

~Super Dimentio, Super Paper Mario
 
"I call upon thee, in the land of the dead, to unleash thy fury of thunder... INDIGNATION!!!"

~ Genis, Tales of Symphonia

"All living things kneel before your master!"

~ Metal Sonic, Sonic Heroes

"I am Crimean Royal Knight, Fifth Platoon Captain Kieran! See me and tremble!"

~ Kieran, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance

He then proceeds to stab himself with his own axe.
 
"My one wish is to become stronger...so I wish to fight... The greatest warrior in the galaxy!"

~ MetaKnight, Kirby Super Star Ultra

"I got the moon and the sun to fight. I got you into space...it was all according to my perfect little plan!"

~ Marx, Kirby Super Star Ultra
 
"The Black Arms are MORE than superior... We are PERFECT!"

~Black Doom, Shadow the Hedgehog

"I gave you life, yet you defy me!? Then so be it. You shall pay for your ingratitude with relentless pain!

~Same as above.

"Now... COME, Shadow!! DIE along with these foolish humans!"

~Same as above.

"We're not just the Koopa Bros... We're the Super Ultra Mighty Koopa Bros. the Great!! Check out our coolness!"

~Red Ninjakoopa, Paper Mario

"DROWN IN DARKNESS!"

~Mephiles the Dark, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!"

~Shadow Queen and Black Chest Demons, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 
"Mario and that Green Guy are here!?! What a surprise! I'll admit that you've handed me my shell before, but not time! It's in my horoscope, TODAY'S THE DAY I WIN IT ALL!"
-Bowser, "Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time"
 
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

-Whoeverthemaincharacteris, Extermanator
 
"I gotta say... Ya'll are a coupla slack-jawed idiots, sniffin' 'round my business..."

~Grubba, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"Yo, Red! Look down there! That's the ugliest mustache I've ever seen!"

"Eww! Gross!"

"That guy's even worse-looking than that clod, Mario!"

"That IS Mario, you IDIOT!!"

~Axem Rangers, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?"

~Doopliss, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"Keep your coins, fiend!"

~Mario, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 
"MY EARS!!!! SHE'LL RUIN US ALL!!!

Alright, fine! I'll help those two out if it'll SHUT HER UP! KOOPA CANNON, FIRE!!!"
-Baby Bowser, "Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time"
 
"Neeerrrr! Hi[gh]-technicaaaaaaaaal!"

~Francis, Super Paper Mario

"I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."

~Bowser, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

"Behold, neenja power!"

~Espio, Sonic Heroes

"After I conquer the world... I will PAY you!!"

~Robotnik, Sonic Heroes
 
"I wonder what's for dinner."

- Da King of Hyrule, Faces Of Evil

I wonder too...

"I hope she made 'lotsa spahetti!"

- Luigi, Hotel Mario

Too bad he didn't get any...


Yes these may be cutscenes, but they're in games...

Oh, and more quotes out of Mario games... To see if you're a fan of other series...
 
I am a fan of other series. I've used Sonic the Hedgehog and Mega Man-related quotes, as well.
 
"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
~Fawful
 
"Aw, Raspberries! I was prime for a scoop and all I get are whiskers and a coupla sap babies. And this film ain't cheap neither!"
-Kylie Koopa, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
 
"You're too slow!"

"C'mon step it up!"

Da blue hedgehog, Supa Smash Bruthas Brawl
 
"THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUUN!!! JUST DIE, X! XXX! JUST DIE, X!"

~Sigma, Mega Man X6

"I'LLSHOWYOUWHATATERRORISALLABOUT!!!"

~Same as above.

"JUST DIE, ZERO! ZEEEELLLLOOO!!!"

~Same as above.

"And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!"

~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

"Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"

~Bowser, Super Paper Mario
 
"Wait, wait! That was just practice!"

~King K. Rool, DK: King of Swing

"So, did you think that just because you tortured yourself by reading this boring manual, that I'd award you with some free hints? Psshaw! You could go pay for my hints in the Monkey Museum like everyone else!"

~Cranky Kong, the manual of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

"GAAACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

~Grodus, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 
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