"Mario and that Green Guy are here!?! What a surprise! I'll admit that you've handed me my shell before, but not time! It's in my horoscope, TODAY'S THE DAY I WIN IT ALL!"
-Bowser, "Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time"
"Aw, Raspberries! I was prime for a scoop and all I get are whiskers and a coupla sap babies. And this film ain't cheap neither!"
-Kylie Koopa, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
"So, did you think that just because you tortured yourself by reading this boring manual, that I'd award you with some free hints? Psshaw! You could go pay for my hints in the Monkey Museum like everyone else!"
~Cranky Kong, the manual of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest