Your favorite Quotes in video games...

Favorite = / = Funny
 
I love Spaghetti and I think it's quite hilarious to eat it.



I also LOL when I shoot a guy in the arm, take his gun from him, and he goes "My gun!" while trying to punch me with his fists, as I shoot him in the leg with a Super Dragon.
 
Waluigi
"Don't expect mouth-to-mouth."
 
"Youngster? Goodness, how rude. Call me the Shorts Boy!"

~The shorts kid Youngster Regis, Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
 
Grodus: "Yes, my glorious witch queen... Destroy these impudent fools!"

Shadow Queen: "Who are you that would command me? What sort of being are you?"

Grodus: "Huh? What do you mean?!? I thought you were bound to obey the one who woke you! Enough of this prattle! Do as I say!!! NOW! Or I'll send you back to the depths..."

*ZAP*

Shadow Queen: "You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me."

*ZAP AGAIN*

~Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door scene
 
"I dropped my balls!" (Something like that...)

- Some Juggler in the original Gold and Silver Pokemon games. (I didn't feel like mentioning Crystal back there...)
 
Yoshi Kid: "So, this loser is the leader of those X-Nauts?"

Grodus: "Yes...correct!!!"

~Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door scene
 
"So, we meet again like two large, hairy vikings at a storm-tossed schooner!"

~Dimentio, while playing as Mario in Chapter 5-2 of Super Paper Mario.

"So, we meet again like two magical, savage unicorns at a twilit forest!"

~Dimentio (again), while playing as Peach in the same chapter, same game.

"So, we meet again like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"

~Dimentio (again), while playing as Bowser in the same chapter, same game.
 
"We can't wet Docduh Wahwee get hiz hanz on dis enuhjee!"

~Dr. Light, Mega Man 8
 
Bass said:
"We can't wet Docduh Wahwee get hiz hanz on dis enuhjee!"

~Dr. Light, Mega Man 8
We may be able to locate an odah emission from da radah room. Wen we fine dat meeteah, we'll fine DOGTAH WAHWEE!

~Same.
 
"Oh, by Blabberton's beard!"

~Bobbery, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

"By Blubberly blotches!"

~Same.

"Great goobery!"

~Same.

"Great gobbeldy!"

~Same.

"By Crackifer's cookies!"

~Same.
 
"You've been scratching around here for too long, worm-bait. Time to cross the road and head home, pal. I'm winning this one by fair means or fowl."

- Scratch, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
 
What you say!
 
"Back in the day, I had so many rump-kickin' moves, they had to make some illegal!"

~Macho Grubba, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
 
Here's the problem! Too many toasters!

--Mario
 
"I think my eyes are broken! No, wait...they're closed."

~Big, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood
 
Vector: "THERE ya are, ya mustached moron!"

Robotnik: *Over the communicator* "'Mustached moron'!? I am the world's greatest...! Err... Take him out quickly."

~Sonic Heroes scene.
 
*after spending the past Lord-knows-how-many-hours not getting a single response from the Bassists*
Eddie Riggs: So, you guys talking now or still aloof?
Bassist: Yeah, we were just fuckin' with ya.
 
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