Mario Kart Tour

[PaperMario77]

ultimately, i side with @Ultra Violet . The world has enough mario and needs more bebe luggy.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

I feel the same way all these years later. God bless Mario and his scrunched nutella wafer of a moustache, I hate it when he wins and looks at me with that stupid sneer.

 

[Ray Trace]

im laughing because i know your words make lgm feel sad and think "HEY!!!!"

 

[Sweet Snow]

And here I am waiting for Boom Boom and Pom Pom playable

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Oh mai gawd stop disrespecting Mario

Now let me share more cursed Mario animations in another thread

 

[Ten]

Oh mai gawd stop disrespecting Mario

Now let me share more cursed Mario animations in another thread

marmar peepeepoopoo i want baby gooigi so I can eat him like a little froot gummi yum

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Well I looked at Cheep-Cheep Island. They absolutely butchered it. How does GBA version of Cheep-Cheep Island manage to look more visually interesting than the bland flat textures, ugly skybox, and the poor shadows of Mario Kart Tour.

Also look at the course maps between the original and the Tour one. It's completely dumbed down for the shit gameplay. They remove the staggered bridge, the grass patches are removed for a more boring wide road, tight turns are gentler. It's for mobile but the track design suffers.

They also got rid of the goonies because god forbid some Yoshi's Island species that normally don't appear in Super Mario Bros. games (see Mousers in Cheese Land disappearing for Mario Kart 8) make some appearances.

 

[PaperMario77]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1413377404865814528

Welp, we did it.
The Los Angeles Tour is gonna start.
EDIT:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1413347203389837313

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Welp considering it's Los Angeles, hope they don't start giant fires with some reveal party or something

 

[Cayde]

Welp considering it's Los Angeles, hope they don't start giant fires with some reveal party or something

lmao

i hope we get a florida tour.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I can imagine only misery and misfortune from anything that takes place in Florida.

 

[Cayde]

Wait, didn't we get something Florida related in MKT? Like a Miami track or am I misremembering something?

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Rio de Janeiro Tour.

I wanna see Jesus in a Mario game.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario is Missing beat you to it

 

[Yoshi! Yoshi!]

Welp considering it's Los Angeles, hope they don't start giant fires with some reveal party or something

I'd love for a certain City Hunter to make a cameo in this L.A. Tour:

 

[Sweet Snow]

You know what's weird? Of all the new characters that appeared in this game first, only Pauline has any alts so far unless you count the Free Running Koopas separate

 

[Yoshi! Yoshi!]

I wish Free Running Blue Koopa was Kooper from Paper Mario 64.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You know what's weird? Of all the new characters that appeared in this game first, only Pauline has any alts so far unless you count the Free Running Koopas separate

I find it weirder that Daisy probably has more alts than Luigi. Y'know, the second Mario character.

 

[Vivian]

Florida Tour would be driving down a gated community retirement center

 

[Sweet Snow]

Gotta say, that baseball stadium in the course is pretty cool

 

[Yoshi! Yoshi!]

Haven't started LA Tour yet. Probably because there is nothing in the pipe I want.

 

[Mister Wu]

Gotta say, that baseball stadium in the course is pretty cool

I'm still wondering about the signs, though:

Mario with a 64 is pretty obviously Super Mario 64

But Bowser with a 98? Are they really referencing Wrecking Crew '98 (of which he was admittedly a boss)?

 

[Shoko]

@Mister Wu congrats on getting to level 150!!

I tried beating you there as quiet competition, but I'm 140 at the moment :P

 

[Mister Wu]

@Mister Wu congrats on getting to level 150!!

I tried beating you there as quiet competition, but I'm 140 at the moment :P

Well, you pretty much beat me in every other aspect, I guess I could have a little "consolation victory" ;-)

 

[Sweet Snow]

Just got an ad for this on YouTube, can't remember the last time it got one