If the user above was an animal, what would they be?

A canada goose with roller skates.
 
An African Gray Parrot.

Related, I did see an African Gray Parrot named Mario at a bird pet store, and he also likes women! :3
 
A snake.
 
A raccoon.

Don't know why, the thought just landed over my head.
 
You mean as hybrid?

Try to think of something new, Koops... Ha! I know!

A derpy lil' Bunny X elephant hybrid! But Earth's atmosphere is way too dangerous for it, we should put it on Naboo. Here, have two jars of binks.
 
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