1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[Chivi-chivik]

477: I was going inside Battle Pike, I got lost and I died there of hunger.

 

[PokemonMaster]

478: I got hungry in Destiny Tower, had no apples and lost all my HP eventually.

 

[Krizzy]

479:I wanted it to be fair, so I died when my opponent did.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

480: I bliked for a moment and I saw Mario dead.

 

[PokemonMaster]

481: I touched my Koopa plushie.

 

[Krizzy]

482: Spontaneous combustion!

483: Non-spontaneous combustion!

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

484. I was on Shakira's concert.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

485: My lil' bro switched off the console (then I kicked his ass)

 

[Yoshiwaker]

486. I committed suicide.
487. I like watching Mario die.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

487: The Simpsons was going to begin, so I had to switch off.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

488: The Simpsons was going to begin, so I had to switch off.

fix'd.

489. I thought I could jump on Spinys.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

490. I got too old.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

491: A meteorite got on the console...

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

492. I threw a fireball to those who dislike The Simpsons
493. And then send out healers to do their work

 

[PokemonMaster]

494. I was playing SM64DS and I like seeing Wario scream before he dies.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Thanks for making me notice my mistake

495. I was burning DVDs, with real fire, Muahahahaha!
496. And those were the good ones *evil face*

 

[PokemonMaster]

497: OH NO I CAN'T HIT THE HORN?

 

[Chivi-chivik]

498: I was eating while I was playing.

 

[Krizzy]

499: I had a pet Spiny and I petted it.

500: I thought the Blue Shell from Mario Kart was a carrier pigeon from a friend. I was WRONG.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

501: I was delighted with the music and I didn't know what I was doing.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

502. I forgot to turn in the blueprints before I went to Hideout Helm!

 

[Chivi-chivik]

503: My mother switched off my console...

 

[Yoshiwaker]

504. I took too long in Hideout Helm because I was listening to the awesome music.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

505: I'm sleepwalker so I played while I was sleeping.

 

[Not A]

506: A giant polar bear came and ate my character.