1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[Crackin355]

592. What's a Videogame?
593. LAG I TELL YOU!
594. Your Mom

 

[Yoshiwaker]

595. I was playing against Chuck Norris. I almost won!

 

[Ray Trace]

596 My brother ate the strategy guide

 

[Goombella]

597:My cat attacked me

 

[Ray Trace]

598: I am colorblind

 

[Yoshiwaker]

599. I looked away for 0.00000000000000000001 of a second.
600. I gave the 600th excuse.

 

[Chivi-chivik]

601: I lost while I was giving you a punch.

 

[Ray Trace]

602: I can't taste the food in the game

 

[Crackin355]

603. I got angry because I didn't get the 600th Excuse

 

[Chivi-chivik]

604. You gave me a kick.

 

[Crackin355]

605. I didn't Die, What're you talking about

 

[Goombella]

606:I remebered I had homework to do, and was so shocked I dropped the controller.

 

[Ray Trace]

607: My Wii couldn't read the effing disc

 

[Crackin355]

608. Meh
609. I got bored.

 

[Mario Fan 123]

610. It was raining 3DS's outside the window.
611. I had to solve a puzzle.

 

[Crackin355]

612. I was talking to People

 

[Goombella]

613:I reliesed I was writing an excuse to my lucky number.
614:I decided it was time for breakfast.
615:The game was so boring I fell asleep

 

[SpinyMaster347]

617 The melon was speaking to me.

 

[Crackin355]

618. I made a :< Face and my mouth snapped....0_o

 

[SpinyMaster347]

619. I was too busy writing the phone number for Spring Valley.

 

[Goombella]

620:My swimming pool finally arrived, and I forgot to hit the pause button when I went out to look at it.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

621. Herp

 

[Goombella]

622:I also happened to be watchin a movie at the same time.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

621. Burning down my house requires both hands, one for the lighter, another for the camera

 

[Ray Trace]

622: My controller was hot