130. i was playing ping pong in my head
1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game
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131: The light blinded me.
132: My fat aunt was infront of the TV
132: My fat aunt was infront of the TV
134. I dropped my copy ability
135. What Game? I wasnt playing one (Head: oh crap they have caught me 
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136: You were playing as Meta Knight.
137. I was distracted by the ping pong game.
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138. I was posting!
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LOL.Zero777 said:
146. It's not my fault! There was that stupid bug! *points at frozen screen*
147. It's not my fault! There was that stupid bug! *gets attacked by a mutant insect*
148. I didn't die! I actually owned the game so much, that it must have thought I was cheating and killed me on purpose!
147. It's not my fault! There was that stupid bug! *gets attacked by a mutant insect*
148. I didn't die! I actually owned the game so much, that it must have thought I was cheating and killed me on purpose!
ralphfan
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149) Making a sandwich.
150) Eating a sandwich.
151) Punching your brother in the face for stealing your sandwich.
152) Calling your mom a b---- after she yelled at you for punching your brother.
153) Getting spanked by your mom.
154) Punching your mom.
155) Explaining why you punched your mom and brother to the cops.
156) Going to court.
157) Going to Juvie.
158) Smoking, which you took up in Juvie.
159) Putting on nicotine patches to replace smoking.
160) Chewing Nicorette gum to replace the patches.
161) Getting drunk.
162) Hangover.
163) Getting yelled at by your girlfriend because you were drunk and missed your one-month anniversary.
164) Punching your girlfriend.
165) Going back to Juvie.
166) Just like 158.
167) Just like 159.
168) Just like 160.
169) Finding faith in God to replace violence and addictions.
170) Getting tatoos.
171) Going to church.
172) Testifying in church.
173) Listening to Christian rock music.
174) Turning off the music.
175) Singing Christmas carols.
176) Feeding the homeless.
177) Being shocked that your entire teenage years crisis started over a sandwich.
150) Eating a sandwich.
151) Punching your brother in the face for stealing your sandwich.
152) Calling your mom a b---- after she yelled at you for punching your brother.
153) Getting spanked by your mom.
154) Punching your mom.
155) Explaining why you punched your mom and brother to the cops.
156) Going to court.
157) Going to Juvie.
158) Smoking, which you took up in Juvie.
159) Putting on nicotine patches to replace smoking.
160) Chewing Nicorette gum to replace the patches.
161) Getting drunk.
162) Hangover.
163) Getting yelled at by your girlfriend because you were drunk and missed your one-month anniversary.
164) Punching your girlfriend.
165) Going back to Juvie.
166) Just like 158.
167) Just like 159.
168) Just like 160.
169) Finding faith in God to replace violence and addictions.
170) Getting tatoos.
171) Going to church.
172) Testifying in church.
173) Listening to Christian rock music.
174) Turning off the music.
175) Singing Christmas carols.
176) Feeding the homeless.
177) Being shocked that your entire teenage years crisis started over a sandwich.
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183. Meteor crashed into your house.
Luigifreak
OH YEAH!!! WALUIGI TIME!!!!
184. Cargo plane carrying cars being chased by a meteor crashes into your house.
188. You were fighting Whispy Woods.