1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

264. I'd probably not die if you wouldn't keep pushing me into a pit!
265. My game is so scratched I always die due to glitches.
266. :posh: Speak up, chap! I can't hear you under the infernal racket of my death.
267. What's a game?
 
270: CENSORED
271: Arguing with the FCC that #270 shouldn't be censored.
272: Destroying the FCC.
273: WEASELS ATTACK!
274: Narwhals rob your house.
275: Looking up mrweebl's Narwhal video on YouTube.
 
278. I was trying to figure out why the official international Tae Kwon Do league was called "World Taekwondo Federation" (the initials are WTF).

That's just BEGGING for teasing, man.
 
281. I tried hanging over the right-back ledge on Peach's castle in Super Mario 64.
 
282. There is no way those spikes can kill me in one...................FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 
285. Let's just say that now I know why u liek mudkipz.
 
286. Those dogs. (From Michael Jackson's Moonwalker)
 
287) I got stabbed by a narwhal.
288) I got struck by a smooth criminal.
289) I got distracted because my pants were on the ground.
 
290. A ninja threw a smoke bomb at my eyes
 
291. I couldn't hear the enemies coming to attack over the sound of how awesome I am.
 
293) (Insert funny reason here)
294) HEAD ASPLOSION
295) E-mailing Strong Bad.
296) Feeding my The Cheat.
297) Singing in the rain.
298) Walrus attack!
299) Praying to our lord Drew Brees.
300) Celebrating that I came up with #300.
 
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