1,000,000 excuses for dying in a video game

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

674. I made old movies look real.
675. I already knew, just not when she did the 1st time.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

676. Demi's emo?

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

677. What?

 

[SpinyMaster347]

678. Never mind.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

679. Ok
680. I received an unexpected text.

 

[Goombella]

681:I became happy.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

682. I started to think about stories, but avoid writing 'em

 

[SpinyMaster347]

683. You meant 682 D.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

684. It's Dyego Halliwell.
685. I destroyed a random Wii, then realized it was a Nintendo 64 that never worked.

 

[Goombella]

686: There is no reason.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

687. I was watching the Nyan Cat for an hour.

 

[Goombella]

688:Actually, its only for 59mins, 57 secs.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

689. I replayed it for three seconds.

 

[Goombella]

690:What Matthew Bellamy said made some sense.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

691. I ran out of battery.

 

[Goombella]

692:Meh, I discovered Narwhals.

 

[Gigaremo]

693. I discovered unicorns.

 

[Ray Trace]

694: That was awesome I wanted to see that again.

 

[Goombella]

695:I discover pegicorns.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

I saw you had 666 posts.

 

[Krizzy]

696: I killed a man with THIS THUMB and felt guilty.

697:I died

698: I wanted an extra jump over a hole so I jumped over yoshi only to realize that I was yoshi.

699: I realised that this is 669 upside down.

700:We reached 700 so I stopped living.

 

[Goombella]

701:I relised I had like 700 posts.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

702. I had thoughs on lipdubbing a song, and lost every and each life thinking about it

 

[Goombella]

703:It was Portal 2 and the gel pushed me faster than Id expected.

 

[SuperMushroom123]

704: I was sending an application for The Shroom.