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:luigi: GOT IT!
:mario: Careful, bowser may have his minions somewhere...
:luigi: I got a look out.
:bowser: BOO!
 
Episode 2: Wario and Waluigi's escape
:wario: HRGGG! Waluigi!!!!! Where are we?
:waluigi: I don't know Wario.
Guard: *looks down at them* Your in jail. Simple!? And your in a pit in jail as well!
:wario: Hmmm. Aha!
Guard: *walks away*
:waluigi: What?
:wario: Well. I can charge up a fart then rocket out!
:waluigi: And what about me?
:wario: You stay!
:waluigi: WAAA!
:wario: Here goes nothing! *Charges up a fart* GRRRRMMM! *Farts*
:waluigi: BLEACK!
:wario: WAAAHHHOOO! *Escapes into the walkway*
Guard: HEY YOU!
:wario: Yes?
Guard: Get back into your cell!
:wario: And if I don't?
Guard: I make you!
:wario: *farts*
Guard: *Cough* Help! *passes out*
:wario: Easy enough!
*mission inpossible theme plays*
:wario: Dun Dun Dun Dun. *Walks around and farts on every guard*
Heh? No! The main doors locked! Hmm.
-To Be Continued-
 
Episode 3: Twedle Dee Twedle dumb.
:wario: Hrm.
Guard 2: HEY YOU! STOP RIGHT THERE!
:wario: P***.
Guard 2: Huh?
:wario: *Pees acid on the guard*
Guard 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ME FOOT!
:wario: Works like a charm.
:waluigi: WA!
:wario: AHHH! *Falls*
:waluigi: HAHA GOT YOU! I got free!
:wario: How?
:waluigi: I climed out.
:wario: Oh.
*One minute Later*
:wario: I'm not sure using me as a door opener is a good idea,
:waluigi: You'll be fine. 1......
:wario: *gulp*
:waluigi: 2.........3!
:wario: AHHHH!
-To Be Contunued-
 
Episode 4: The Eggman empire?
:waluigi: WARIO! WE DID IT! WE'RE FREE!
:wario: WOHOO!
:waluigi: *gulp*
:wario: *gulp*
Mr resetti: And where do you think your going?
:waluigi: Uh, Nowhere...
:wario: Yeah....
Mr. Resetti: Yeah, Like I'm buying that. HEY! GET BACK HERE!
:wario: HASTA LA VISTA SUCKER!
:waluigi: WA!
:waluigi: Wait.
:wario: What?
:wario: *looks up* :dk2: OH NO!
-To Be Continued-
 
Episode 5: The Eggman Empire part 2
:mario: *Jumps down* Hello!
:luigi: Heh Heh Heh Sup?
:wario: GRH!
:waluigi: WA!
:mario: Your going in there you know.
:wario: No! YOU ARE!
:wario: FATZO PUNCH!
:mario: *Jumps out of the way* Fatzo? Really?
:waluigi: *Kicks Luigi*
:luigi: OW! HEYAH! *Electrifies Wa*
:waluigi: Mama Mia! *Surrenders*
:mario: OH YEAH! HYAHHHHHHHHH!
:wario: *gulp*
:mario: FINAL SMASH!
:wario: I give in!
:mario: Good.
 
Episode 7: The eggman Empire!
Dr. Eggman: Watch and learn ladies and gents, watch as I the great Dr. Eggman! Take over the world!
*Meanwhile*
Sonic: Cozy!
:mario: Yep, this is my home.
:peach: EEP! A HEDGEHOG! GETITOUTGETITOUT!
:mario: Peach! Calm down!
:bowser: *I look around and see sonic* *I walk up to him* And what are you supposed to be?
Sonic: Name's Sonic!
 
Episode 8: Mario Vs. Bowser.
*That night*
:mario: So, bowser.
:bowser: *I look at Mario*
:mario: Remember the fights you and me had?
:bowser: *I remember the grand battle me and him had* Yeah, Why?
:mario: I say we do it again!
:bowser: Really? Ok......I'm ready for you mario!
*A few minutes later at the dojo*
:bowser: I'm ready for you mario!
:mario: BRING IT!
:bowser: 3!
:mario: 2!
:bowser: 1!
:mario: BRAWL! *Charges towards bowser*
:bowser: *I pick mario up by the legs and spin him around then throw him to the ground*
:mario: *Slides* Your pretty good.
:bowser: *I smirk* *I then charge at him firing fireballs*
:mario: *Butt catches on fire* *eyes turns into X's* HAHHAHAHA! *Jumps in the air then runs around wildly*
:bowser: HA!
:mario: *Grabs My tail* *Spins me around* *Tosses me* SO LONG GAY (In this definiton gay as in cool ok?) BOWSER!
:bowser: WHOA! *I slide down a roof to the ground then I enter my shell and spin around*
:mario: WHOA! *Get's hit by my shell and is sent flying in the air and down to the ground*
:bowser: Finishing it now! *I charge a final blow punch and hit mario*
-To be continued....-
 
Episode 9: The gems.
:mario: Mama Mia! *Falls*
:bowser: HAHA! VICTORY! *Some Gems surround me* Uh what? *I get zaped away*
:mario: BOWSER!!!!!!!
Sonic: *Walks out* Very Very Bad!
:mario: You don't say smart *Truck honks*
Sonic: Launguage!
:mario: What a about a bowser!?
Sonic:.....He ain't comming back.
:mario: WHAT!
Sonic: So we told you about the chaos emeralds right?
:mario: Yeah......
Sonic: Well.....there are some things that are more powerful then them.
-to be continued-
Credits:
Link327 as Bowser
Mario as Mario.
Pasta as Sonic.
 
Episode 10: Tragedy
Sonic: I fear.......For the worst.
:mario: ?
:luigi: *Walks out* What happened?
:mario: MY A BROTHER COME A HERE A!
Sonic: Listen closely......Bowser must have been captured by......Dr. Egg-man.
:mario: ......Who?
Sonic: Ugh! *Facepalms* Bald guy! Super Genius! Looks like Dr. Evil!?
:mario: ...
Sonic: Not inportant.
*meanwhile*
Dr. Eggman: Well Bowser my chap! How are you doing today?
:bowser: *I wake up feeling sick, I look at Eggmans ugly mug, I really want to pummel him but, what's this! I'M CAGED* Egg man....
Dr. Eggman: You remember my name! Actually it's robotnik. That stupid hedgehog gave me that name of Eggman. GRHHH!
 
WARNING: THIS COMIC CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS TO THE GAME: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK!
Journal Entry 1: Majora.
It was a month after I left my best friend Zelda back in Hyrule to go find an old one. Little did I know.....
I was about half asleep on epona. Then.....

Tatl: Hah! Let's get em!
Tael: Tatl. Shouldn't we not steal?
Tatl: Ah shut it! We'll be fine!

Two fairies came. They ambushed me. Then. He appears.

Skull Kid: EHHAHAHAHAHHA! You two fairies did great! Huh? This guy? Well. No matter.

He then walks over to me. Yanks my Ocerina. And then I get up. And I ain't having it. I waited....And waited....Then I striked! He jumped on Epona and started to flee! I grabbed on to Epona. And was dragged across the ground. Scaring and bruising my legs. That's gonna hurt. Anyway.....He finally throws me off. And runs off laughing like a maniac.

Skull Kid: Chump! *HAHAHHA!*
I then get up. And chase him. Then.... Is that a pit! WOAH! AHHHH! I fell into it. I am glad I did. But at the same time. I wish I didn't. What felt like forever later and I landed. Somehow alive but....That's odd. All my heart containers from my past adventure...Gone....I probably took a lot of permanent damage from the fall. At least I was alive. But then I look up.

Skull Kid: You know? What's with that STUPID HORSE of yours? I can't control it! So I did you a favor and got rid of it!

THAT SON OF A!

Skull Kid: Aww. Boo. Hoo. *He moved his face towards me* Oh. Come now. Did you really think you could beat me?

I did.

Skull Kid: FOOL!

Then he started rapidly shaking his head. Then everything went black. I felt then. A soul merge with mine. PAINFULLY COMBINING THE TWO WITH SOME KIND OF MAGIC! I YELLED "ST-ST-STOP!" After saying that. Huh? I panicked! That Skull Kid fellow somehow turned me into a Deku Scrub! Then he laughed and off he went. But the fairy sisters got separated. Then I got stuck with miss-Nag-A-lot! I....Hope she doesn't read this.

Tatl: NOOOOO! SKULL KID WAIT FOR ME! TAEL!

She looks at me. That's when I thought I was done for.

Tatl: YOU!

Gulp.

Tatl: IF I HADN'T GOTTEN STUCK WITH YOU! I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN STUCK WITH YOU! WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR DEMU BOY? DO SOMETHING!

I go throughout the cavern getting used to my new body. Then I enter this weird area. And it looks like an old clock tower. Nothing fancy. I was about to leave when.

???: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

I jumped. Looked around. Tatl (Coward) hid behind me. Then I made out who the man was. He was this weird guy with a backpack the size of a goron.

???: I am the Happy Masks Salesman, I travel the world collecting and selling masks.

I am not going to jot down what he said but he said he had to leave this place in three days and that the Skull Kid stole his mask. Nothing to hard. Anyway. I spend the first day exploring talking to people. My scars from the human body is gone. So there's that. Anyway it's night now. The kind Gorman Troop is letting me stay in their hotel room. I think I may play a game of casino with them.

First Night in termina/ Currently 10:00 P.M.

-Link
 
Journal Entry 2: The Moon.
So it turns out that there is a good reason the Happy Mask Salesman wants to leave soon. BECAUSE THE FREAKING MOON IS FALLING! But. I bet it's just my mind playing tricks on me. I mean. There's no way the moon's gonna fall. Anywho....I learn that tomorrow is the eve of the carnival. So I'll be able to beat the crap out of skull kid and grab that silly mask. Well....I would do that. Except for the slight problem of the fact that I can't exactly jump high enough to climb up the clock tower. Now these construction workers say they'll have a bridge ready to cross over to the clock tower. But it won't be done until the carnival. Meaning the mask salesman might leave. Oh I forgot to mention that if I can get my Ocerina back the mask salesman will give me my old body back. So I can't afford for him to leave. I am also stuck in town because the guards are like "there there" and push me away from the exit. So then I saw a deku flower and was about to use it when this deku scrub just kicked me out of the way and said to pay up with something for his wife if I wanted to get past. What a jerk. But I digress. So where the hell do I find that? Anyway Tatl then dragged me to the great fairy. Had to find the stray fairy so she'll go back to normal. I get magic and get bubbles. So I practiced it on this kids balloon. He didn't like that but was impressed. So he let me join their gang. So I did what they wanted me to do and was allowed into their base. So I explored it. I found this guy who seemed to have a bad back. Looked through the telescope and saw that the skull kid knew that I was watching him. How? The odd thing is that the moon cried this crystal. Somehow it landed in the one place I could access in the field. Then I took a look at it then got the genius idea of taking it to that scrub. Sure enough he gave me his land deed and let me use his pad. Not sure why he couldn't just let me borrow it for a split second. But who cares. Then THAT STUPID HEARTLESS DOG WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN WALKS UP TO ME TACKLES ME THEN TAKES A DUMP ON ME! THEN BURIED ME INTO THE GROUND! But after I washed off and dried my clothes because of course it was raining. And all my food and clothes were on Epona. Who I probably won't see again. I had to use the limited resources I had. Thankfully the inn keeper let's anyone who stays at the inn eat for free. Phew. After I return to normal I'm going to try and find my hourse. Strangely everyone here looks awefully familiar.

-2nd Day. 10:52 P.M
-Link.
 
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